Cow And Chicken

Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm Everybody knows that they work real hard Bobby Joel sweatin' in the noonday sun Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done But every now and then they get a strong desire To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow Yeah Black crow sittin' on a weather-vane He can see 'em comin' from a mile away Yeah, he's call-call-callin' out a loud alarm Hey, ol' Bobby Joel and Betty headin' for the barn Now the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat They're fightin' each other for a front row seat Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow Yeah Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin') Brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but) Brown chicken, brown cow Only one watchin', baby (Ain't nobody watchin') Oops

Well, a girly chicken fell in love with a chicken hawk Well, a girly chicken fell in love with a chicken hawk Fell head over heels for that hawk's sweet talk She said take me up hawky, take me up in the sky She said take me up hawky, take me up in the sky I'm just a little bitty chicken and I don't know how to fly He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away He met a bald headed eagle flying up there in the blue He met a bald headed eagle flying up there in the blue Well the eagle told the hawk, I'm goin' steal that chicken from you Well the hawk start flying like a P8 single jet Well the hawk start flying like a P8 single jet He said cool down chicken, the eagle ain't got us yet He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away Well, you asked him for the sun, did you ask him for the moon Well, you asked him for the sun, did you ask him for the moon He said cool down, baby, we're going to be there soon He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away