Ah Bien Mangé, A bien boire On dit bien mangé bien boire oui Por qui bien mangé Aprés ça j'aye caca ouais, Tout les jours aux WC J'y vais l'matin pour faire caca Aujourd'hui j'y suis Vers minuit ça ne sort pas! (ah) J'ai tout le corp transit Je suis plutôt dans l'embarras J'ai mangé des goyaves Par une chaleur suave Je n'ai mangé que les pépins, Qu'elle idée je suis crétin! J'aurais du bouffer la pelure, Mon p'tit caca serai moins dur J'ai le front tout en sueur, J'ai plutôt froid et puis j'ai peur Mes Intestins dans le pétrin, Il faut remmettre ça a demain (A demain, A demain) (A demain, A demain) Aujourd'hui c'est demain, J'suis demain j'vé èt vilain Ca ne veux pas sowtiw C'est toujouw un motiw Je prend un bout de bois Pouw faire sowtir caca C'est évident Vincent, T'es dans la merde maint'nant! La prochaine fois je ne mangerai pas ça Je choisirai sans doute de la puré Pendant constipation, C'est la bonne résolution! La situation empiw, J'ai tout le cow qui transpiw! Ils n'en son pas même grumeau J'ai mal aux fesses j'ai mal au dos (Mal au dos, Mal aux fesses) (Mal au dos) (Il pousse, il pousse) (Caca sort pas!) (Il mousse, il mousse) (Caca passe pas!) Je n'ai mangé que les pépins, Qu'elle idée je suis crétin! J'aurais dû bouffer la pelure, Mon p'tit caca serait moins dur Jeux de mots jeux de gros mots N'en sont pas même un grumeau Jeux de mains je de vilains, Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) Ah, Eh, Euh (Je le refais j'ai mal au fesses) Ah, Eh, Euh Eureueru (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) Ah bien mangé, A bien boire Aprés ça on a soufère (Il pousse, il pousse) Ouais mais il soufrre aussi hein il souffre (Caca sort pas) Heuhuehuue (Il mousse, il mousse) (Caca passe pas) Je n'ai mangé que les pépins, Qu'elle idée je suis crétin! J'aurais du bouffer la pelure, Mon p'tit caca serai moins dur Jeux de mots jeux de gros mots N'en sont pas même un grumeau Jeux de mains je de vilains, Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses) (Je le refais j'ai mal aux fesses)

Let me tell you all a little story About how life just doesn't always go the way you want it to It goes a little something like this Well I got a man He ain't got a job Well that man He's great big slob He sits on the couch Just drinking a beer Well that man Better get on out of here I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Well I got a boss He's a real reptile He's so low He'd steal your last smile He takes you to work Then hits on the girls He's more nuts Than 50 squirrels I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Whoah yeah Well I got a friend His wife's so fat He's got it so bad His kid's such a brat He plays his guitar On busted up strings 'Cause his woman She wants diamond rings I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Take it away, Robbie Oh I got the blues You know I got them blues I got the blues Yeah, I got them blues I got the blues The blues about the blues blues Ohhh Aww, quit your bitching Hahaha

Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round and be my- 'Round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round Show love to me Won't you come back round When there's no one left to blame I watched you leave You just turned away And the sunlight turned to rain So suddenly Your lips felt like a hurricane, yeah So don't fade away, yeah Come back 'round Won't you hurry 'round Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round and be my- 'Round Won't you hurry 'round (Yeah, yeah) Come back 'round (Yeah, yeah) Won't you hurry 'round and be my- I watched our love fall apart (Fall apart) 'Cause you were the storm before the calm (Before the calm) I watched our love fall apart (Fall apart) 'Cause you were the storm You were the storm before the calm Come back 'round Come back 'round

A forty gallon hat And some polka-dot shoes. Tomato pickin' onion juice To drive away my blues. A bright red leather suit, A trip in a motorboat, And the strike I caused on the waterfront When I fell outta my yellow coat. Hey now, stick with it. Aw baby don't quit it. You know you're bound to git it. Yes sir, made outta goat skin, foreskin And layin' out in milk and gin. The people quit the scene Like the devil was loose. The clouds turned green And let down lemon juice. What walks on two feet And looks like a goat? That crazy Screamin' Jay In a bright yellow coat. Hey now, stick with it. Baby, baby don'tcha quit it. Aw you're bound to git it. Yes sir, made outta goat skin, foreskin And layin' out in milk and gin. I took a plane out midwest To see my Uncle Joe. We ran into some real bad weather, Ice, rain and snow. Fifty million bulldogs Twenty mountain goats, All gathered 'round at sundown To see my yellow coat. Hey now, stick with it. No, no, no, no don'tcha dare quit it. Hey, you're bound to git it. Made outta goat skin, foreskin And layin' out in milk and gin.

I met this chick at a kung-fu flick And she really was exciting She had a real doll face, asked me to her place I said, screaming, "that's inviting!" When we got there she said sit anywhere So I sat down on a couch She said close yourr eyes, I got a big surprise And next thing I knew, whoohoohoo! Voodoo! (Whoo-ooo!) Gimme a boo-boo! (Whoo-hooo!) Now I'm someone you can see through Who do you think you are? Now, sticks and stones will break my bones But nails would never harm me But when she starts sticking in pins in me I said "Meh!" – that alarm me Now it ain't that I'm old fashioned And I won't go for something new But baby, please, I ain't no cheese I'd like to [???] Voodoo! (Whoo-ooo!) Gimme a boo-boo! (Whoo-hooo!) Now I'm someone you can see through Who do you think you are? Now I must admit though it hurt a bit I got used to it, and it thrilled me! We fell in love on a bed of nails But our loving almost killed me Now, it ain't that I'm religious But I'm holy and she's wicked When the Sun goes down and the Moon rose [???] Come on, sweetie Voodoo! (Whoo-ooo!) Gimme a voodoo! (Whoo-hooo!) Now you're someone I can see through Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?