Comedy Grandma

Grandmas turning 92 Thats a lot of years ahead of you So, listen close to what I say Cause Grandmas feeling old today She said, I cant believe Im sitting here Old as I am, never been stoned Ive waited too damn long So bring it on Grandmas gonna fly So, I rolled it up and I passed it around Grandma smoked the whole thing down Said she was making up for wasted ground Too many times she turned it down She said, you live your life until its gone And the things you never try just slip away Til theyre gone too Ive waited too damn long So bring it on Grandmas gonna fly And as she talked about the old days Said some things that blew my mind Said you aint seen a thing Til youve seen Grandma getting high Mmm-mm-mmm Grandma didnt have much time left But she made use of every breath And I swear she smiled before she left And I watched the world fall off her chest Mmm-mm-mmm And as the gates of heaven of heaven opened wide She slipped over to the other side She was singin, yeah yeah Ive waited too damn long So bring it on Grandmas gonna fly Ive waited too damn long So bring it on Grandmas gonna fly

I don't have anymore fight in my soul When I feel you, I lose control I didn't want this on your page Now we're separated, and I'm in shame, on this I held your hand as you took your last breath to your next step of your life 9:20 p.m. October 6th what a horrible night with a horrible sight The woman who basically raised me Laying lifeless in that bed I already knew you couldn't see me but did you hear anything that I said All of my confessions and all of my wrongs How I'd be fine by all of my songs how I'ma miss how'd sing along All of those times that you were my mom All of those times that you were my dad Like a brother and sister when we would get mad And everyone else just to fill up the gap You were the greatest best friend that I'll ever have How can I do this without you Grandma I don't know what to do I'm so lost and I'm confused My heart's turning cold from the bruise And I ain't doing any of this for the views I just don't know how to get it through to me Cause usually I need to vent and give my two cents away at a piece How can your god be so heartless Take you away and keep me in the darkness yeah That's selfish I say it regardless But cancer took you as a Target At this point I hope religions true I don't believe in him But I believe in you Wishing you were here with me in this room It just hurts to say I hope to see you soon I don't have anymore fight in my soul When I feel you, I lose control I didn't want this on your page Now we're separated, and I'm in shame, on this I would quit rap Just to get you back Delete every track Just to talk to you One more time No more punchlines No more rhymes See I'm losing views I was going to buy us a house Get you away from section 8 Burn our food stamp card But see now everything is too late I am so stupid For thinking this music Was going to work and make me blow up so soon I shouldn't been chasing this stupid ass dream I should have been home taking more care of you You were stuck in a home I'd only stay for like 40 minutes Then Id leave you all alone See my patience hit its limit You see I'm not a man I couldn't stand To see you in so much pain I am ashamed Are you happy now life Please tell me what you have gained I cannot think or even believe That you're not alive nowhere to be seen You'll heal in time what the hell does that mean In this day and age there in no time to do anything You blink everything's gone You're stuck wondering What you did wrong And I cannot accept the fact These deaths are back-to-back And these emotions of mine are prolonged Now I'm stuck talking to you through a song I just I just I don't know what the Earth is trying to say Cause you passed away On Michael's birthday I don't have anymore fight in my soul When I feel you, I lose control I didn't want this on your page Now we're separated, and I'm in shame, on this