Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red. Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head. But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan, of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans. I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll. I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, King of the grill and a short putt sinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker. Monday through 5 o' clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man. Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan. But all my buddies know me better than that, get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back. I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll. I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, King of the grill and a short putt sinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker. As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way. Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey. I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go. Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer, Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, king of the grill and a short putt sinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker. Yeah.

Our eyes have been locked in, Since both of us walked in, Baby I aint fightin it cause truth is I'm kinda likin it, We came from different zip codes, We're here in the same boat, Guess its true that opposites attract cause this flame is about hot as it gets, You're a little more high rise, I'm a little more headlights, Your a downtown taxi cab and I'm a tailgate dropping on a friday night, You grew up on asphalt, I grew up on red dirt, You're high heels and a black dress and I'm blue levi's and an old t-shirt, You're a little more out there, I'm a little more out here, You're a little more red wine, I'm a little more cold beer, My mama's gonna love you, Your daddy might hate me, We got somethin we can't lose even if they called us crazy, You're a little more high rise, I'm a little more headlights, Your a downtown taxi cab and I'm a tailgate dropping on a friday night, You grew up on asphalt, I grew up on red dirt, You're high heels and a black dress and I'm blue levi's and an old t-shirt, You're a little more out there, I'm a little more out here, You're a little more red wine, I'm a little more cold beer, You like that hip hop, I like that country station, But I'll dance with you all night long it don't matter what songs playin, You're a little more high rise, I'm a little more headlights, Your a downtown taxi cab and I'm a tailgate dropping on a friday night, You grew up on asphalt, I grew up on red dirt, You're high heels and a black dress and I'm blue levi's and an old t-shirt, You're a little more out there, I'm a little more out here, You're a little more red wine, I'm a little more cold beer, You like that hip hop, I like that country station, Yeah I'm a little more cold beer You like that hip hop, I like that country station, I'm a little more cold beer.

Just a bunch of poor boys, daddy's girls Children of the corn field Tryna turn a shift job into a dollar bill We wear them muddy boots Stay true to how we're raised Ain't nothin' bout us fake You know we're straight out of that dirty south Dirty roads, nobody got no money Got them shined up pickup trucks Whistlin' at them honies From the country, yes sir You know we're straight out of that long week work At night, everybody wanna party All night long, bonfire on the back 40 In the middle of nowhere, ain't nobody leavin' here Til we're straight out of cold beer, straight out of cold beer Just a bunch of John Deere junkies Gettin' funky to some old Hank Nothin' been stuck in the mud that we can't Hook up to a rusty chain in the summer or in the rain Yeah, it's a kind of thing You know we're straight out of that dirty south Dirty roads, nobody got no money Got them shined up pickup trucks Whistlin' at them honies From the country, yes sir You know we're straight out of that long week work At night, everybody wanna party All night long, bonfire on the back 40 In the middle of nowhere, ain't nobody leavin' here Til we're straight out of cold beer, straight out of cold beer You know we're straight out of that dirty south Dirty roads, nobody got no money Got them shined up pickup trucks Whistlin' at them honies From the country, yes sir You know we're straight out of that long week work At night, everybody wanna party All night long, bonfire on the back 40 In the middle of nowhere, ain't nobody leavin' here Til we're straight out of cold beer, straight out of cold beer

Sleighbells ring, are you listening? In the land snow is glistening A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight Walking in the winter wonderland Gone away is the blue bird Here to stay is the new bird He sings a love song as we go along Walking in the winter wonderland In the meadow we can build a snowman We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say, Are you married? We'll say, No man But you can do the job when you're in town Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire We'll face unafraid the plans that we made Walking in the winter wonderland In the meadow we can build a snowman We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say, Are you married? We'll say, No man But you can do the job when you're in town Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire We'll face unafraid the plans that we made Walking in the winter wonderland

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh

There wouldn't be no Alamo No Cowboys in the Superbowl No "Lonesome Dove", no "Yellow Rose" If it wasn't for Texas I wouldn't be a Willie fan Nobody'd swim the Rio Grande I wouldn't be an American If it wasn't for Texas Fort Worth would never cross my mind An' there'd be no Austin City limits sign No Lonestar of any kind If it wasn't for Texas I'd never've gone to Tennessee To sing my songs an' chase my dreams Only Heaven knows just where I'd be If it wasn't for Texas Fort Worth would never cross my mind There'd be no Austin City limits sign An' no Lonestar of any kind If it wasn't for Texas It made me the man I am Thank God for my old stompin' ground I wouldn't be standin' right here, right now If it wasn't for Texas If it wasn't for Texas If it wasn't for Texas