Nice man George, newsagent on the corner Not very rich, but never any poorer Jaunty old George, a happy 63 Not very tall, but healthier than me He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet But in the middle of the night, he steals through your garden Gives your hosiery a fright and doesn't say pardon As soft as a breeze with an arm full of underwear On his hands and knees, dreams about the knicker scare Hello there George, newsagent on the corner How's the old car? Yes, the climate's getting warmer Chatty old George as you get your morning paper Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker Bids you, "Good day", as you wander out the door Never closes early, always cleans the floor But when darkness hits the town and there's washing on your line Get your knickers down, before the dreaded sign When the clock strikes eight and you're snuggled up in bed He'll be at the garden gate, filling underwear with dread Nice man George, newsagent on the corner He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn I had to go further down the road to get me current bun Hello, isn't that George on page one? No, it couldn't be, but yes it is Difficult to see from these photofits But they are after him, of that you can be sure They've called him on the phone, they've knocked on his door A-but he's gone away, gone to stay with some mates He got the papers early and saw his own face

Cool grass blowing up the pass Don't you know I'm feeling mellow I love your roman nose, the way you curl your toes, baby Make me feel so mellow It's the same old feeling I get when you're stealing Back into my bed again With the curtains closed and the window froze By the rhythm of the rain You make me mellow, you make me mellow Rocking smooth and slow Mellow's the feeling that we get Watching the coal fire glow You make me mellow, I make you mellow Wrecking the sheets real fine Heaven knows what you sent me, Lord But God this is a mellow time Going down to the stores in town Getting all the things we need Don't forget the beer, my little dear It helps to sow the mellow seed And it can't be bad, all the love I've had Coursing through my life Down in the pass where the wind blows fast And mellow's, mellow's feeling right You make me mellow, you make me mellow Rocking smooth and slow Mellow's the feeling that we get Watching the coal fire glow You make me mellow, I make you mellow Wrecking the sheets real fine Heaven knows what you sent me, Lord God this is a mellow time You make me mellow, you make me mellow Rocking smooth and slow Mellow's the feeling that we get Watching the coal fire glow You make me mellow, I make you mellow Wrecking the sheets real fine Heaven knows what you sent me, Lord But God this is a mellow time You make me mellow, I make you mellow Wrecking the sheets real fine Heaven knows what you sent me, Lord But God this is a mellow time Wrecking the sheets real fine Heaven knows what you sent me, Lord But God this is a mellow time