Cod Liver Oil & the Orange Juice (Single Version) - The Mary Wallopers

Oot o' the East there came a hard man Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton Ah haw, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic Oh oh, VP an' cider Ah haw, what a helluva mixture ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais I'm looking for a lumber Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin' Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin' Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Oh Mary, yer wan in a million Oh oh, so's yer chances Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes Ah haw, yer helluva funny ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny It wasnae for the first time Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Hairy Mary looking for her hard man Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion Ah haw, Sahara an' ra camels ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then Hairy Mary had a little baby Oh oh, its faither's in the Army Ah haw, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice

I'm a young married man and I'm tired of me life For lately I married an ailing young wife, She does nothing all day, only sits down and sigh Saying I wish to the lord that I only could die. Oh doctor, dear doctor, oh doctor De'Jung Your cod liver oil is so pure and so strong I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down in the soil If me wife don't stop drinking your cod liver oil. Till a friend of me own came to see me one day And he told me my wife was just pining away But he afterwards told me that she would get strong If I buy her a bottle from Dr De'Jung. Oh doctor, dear doctor, oh doctor De'Jung Your cod liver oil is so pure and so strong I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down in the soil So I bought her a bottle, t'was just for to try And the way that she scoffed it you'd swear she was dry I bought her another, it went just the same Till I owned she's got cod liver oil on the brain. Oh doctor, dear doctor, oh doctor De'John Your cod liver oil is so pure and so strong I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down in the soil If me wife don't stop drinking your cod liver oil. Me house it resembles a big doctor's shop With bottles and bottles from bottom to top And when in the morning the kettle do boil You'd swear it was singing out cod liver oil. Oh doctor, dear doctor, oh doctor De'John Your cod liver oil is so pure and so strong I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down in the soil If me wife don't stop drinking your cod liver oil.

You think you know me Wrote you a hundred times before, Michael She just took my soul up out my body I be like "There she blows," told everybody I can't feel my face off these narcotics I took her to space on autopilot II been rollin' all night, all night so you know, I'm geek'd up (geek'd up) She keep lookin' at me, okay, let me see them D cups (yeah) She wanna roll with a real one, nigga why you actin' too tough? (Too tough) Betta get out your killer, boy, nigga be pullin' over hot slugs (doo-doo-doo-doo) Ride that thing like a rodeo Off that Casamigos, got her taco drippin' on the floor If them is your people, tell them chill before we off them, hoe Off that Britney Spears, got me dancing like I lost control I done just popped me a double, I might be in trouble I'm looking like Space Jam, damn All of these colors, I'm seein double, I need some Ray-Bans (damn) I'd a been drinkin' all day, okay, okay, now I can't even stand up (stand up) Got that shit all in my face, okay, okay, but I can't get jammed up (Jammed up) We all gettin' money, rain, sleet, snow, or when it's sunny, uh, uh We all gettin' money, rain, sleet, snow, or when it's sunny, uh, uh (yeah) She just took my soul, up out my body (stunt) I be like "There she blows," told everybody (stunt) I can't feel my face off these narcotics (stunt) I took her to space on autopilot (yuh) I been rollin' all night, all night so you know, I'm geek'd up (geek'd up) She keep lookin' at me, okay, let me see them D cups (yeah) She wanna roll with a real one, nigga why you actin' too t- Alright man, okay Dangerous, swang with us, sang with us (yeah) Them niggas can't hang with us (yeah) My bitch gettin' lit, she twerkin' off angel dust Entangled up (yeah), rap enabled us to put your girl in the camel clutch (yeah) So don't play with us, don't aim at us You ain't the same as us I'm off them BZDs (word) They puttin' out APBs Yo' girl in that backseat gettin' hard guap, like CBGs I'm underground like a young Bun B Pyrex living, like my nigga Digga D I'm the Black Marjorie Taylor Greene Deep throat a nigga now she sound like Reese Dicked her down, now she's gettin' all clingy, it's crazy Your parents lied, you ain't special, you weak You had your guys and you still got the beats I'd Budd Dwyer before they do that to me I'm just a different nig- (Chopper) Kendrick size and its spittin' like heat, it's overtime and I'm still takin' threes (ah) I see the lies and I hope y'all believe it Confront me and I'll get to soaking yo' shit Right after takin' a shit, wait

I don't really know You don't really know You don't even know me I didn't have a clue It was in your view I was never carefree I don't wanna plea I know we don't agree Maybe we should just wait Don't listen to me Just hand me the key I'm not trying to fixate Shoulda let me know Set my heart aglow Why'd you have to go Shoulda let me know Saw each other grow Why'd you have to go I don't wanna go I want you to leave I just wanna stay here You don't have to hide I can see it in your eyes You don't wanna be here You never even try Are you telling lies Speaking but don't sound clear Put you in the front You were number one Close but you don't feel near I shoulda let you know Flyin high but left me low So i had to go I shoulda let you know I didn't wanna change you made me grow I didn't have to go