Good morning, little people
Good morning, Sunny, alright

Madison, big daddy, Eddie, go Tamika, whatup?
Kim, Kam, right here, right here
Philly Phil, oh, here, Li'l D, Li'l D

Oh yeah, Class of 3000, sing
La, la, la

Now Philly Phil, you, Li'l D, y'all hold that groove tight
Hypnotize them so you can take them where you want too take them
Hey, Sunny, can we take them to the bridge? Huh, huh, huh
Hey, Sunny, can we take them to the bridge? Ah, okay

Oh, I know that one
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down

So much reality TV that real life becomes a sitcom
If you ain't got no rhythm
We gon' show you how to get some, yeah
This beat is ferocious, yeah, like a tiger

Class of 3000, sing
La, la, la

Say, shawty, we gotta show these boys we don't play
Even when we do be playin'
Y'all don't even watch cartoons
Man, that's scary, I bet if you ordered a banana split
You won't even eat the cherry

Man, you're lame, sorry to talk about
Ooh, sound like you've been practicin', Eddie
Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do
Alright now, just like we rehearsed it
One, two, one, two, three, here we go

Stay cool now, stay cool, shh, let the music do all the talkin'
Um, Sunny, ah, yes, Madison, excuse me but, um
The radio people don't play these songs without words anymore
Yeah, I know but don't you worry about that
As long as it's jammin' all the cool people will play it, oh

Hey, Li'l D, how you like my new electrophonic bass thingamajig
I just made it, yeah, oh, that's fine

Now remember lesson one
Free yourself †cause no one else can
Take your seat at cool school
That's right, Class of 3000
Free yourself †cause no one else can
Do that thing like you do
Right again, Class of 3000

And always remember to let †em know
Where you come from just so they know
Go ahead, go ahead
Go ahead, go ahead
Hey, y'all, what about East?
Yeah, alright, cool

Alright now, Li'l D
I'm gonna need some thunder and lightening out them drums
Alright, let's take †em on
Oh, we're on the radio
Money can't buy you fun, no, no, no, no, yeah