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Catastrophe - LORENZO

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@Sonny
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30 Sec

Catastrophe - song lyrics

Ouais, ouais, ouais, ouais, ouais

Ouais, nique les keufs (les keufs) depuis l'enfance (ouais)
T'as jamais baisé d'meuf, toi, t'es bon qu'à niquer l'ambiance (sah)
Avec Rico, on s'serre les coudes (woh), tous les autres bougs j'serre pas la main (nan)
Frérot, la vie d'artiste, c'est mieux qu'le rêve américain
Pas d'arme à feu mais des épées, des clubs de golf, des katanas (des katanas)
J'fume pas de CBD et j'encule fort le CSA
Des fois, j'reçois des gros virements comme si j'vendais des joueurs de foot (de foot, de foot)
On t'laissera pas l'argent, même pas le bénéfice du doute (yes, sir)

Niquer des mères, j'vais pas changer, j'le fais si bien (j'le fais si bien)
Des fils deup veulent me faire, la bagarre, c'est mon quotidien
La mort m'a frôlé plus d'une fois depuis la célébrité
J'rebaise le rap une dernière fois, j'prends mon congé d'paternité (let's go)

Chaque fois qu'j'arrive, c'est la catastrophe
J'arrive en dérapage, j'écrase ton chien, ta femme, tes gosses (quel fils de pute)
Ça va finir (sah) en catastrophe (ouais)
J'vais pas au rattrapage, j'ai 20 sur 20 car j'baise la prof (j'la baise, j'la baie, j'la baise)

On t'encule tes morts et leurs calottes, eh, ta mère, on la ligote (on l'attache)
J'baise dans des palaces et dans des chiottes, sur mon scoot', faut des loupiottes (il faut qu'ça brille)
Plus d'dix ans que j'conduis sans mis-per,10 sur 10 sur l'échelle de Richter
Ma vie est un film qui mérite un documentaire
Fêlé comme personne (personne), casser des trucs, j'adore ça
Ma meuf, c'est une reine ou une calzone (calzone)
Tout baiser, j'ai tout fait pour ça (ah)
Oh, la loi, nique sa mère la patrie (ouais), le succès m'a signé en CDI (nan)
J'écoute plus la télé, ni les "on dit" (ouais), j'vends des cartes collector ou des sques-di (yes, sir)

Niquer des mères, j'vais pas changer, j'le fais si bien (j'le fais si bien)
Des fils de veulent me faire, la bagarre, c'est mon quotidien
La mort m'a frôlé plus d'une fois depuis la célébrité
J'rebaise le rap une dernière fois, j'prends mon congé d'paternité (let's go)

Chaque fois qu'j'arrive, c'est la catastrophe
J'arrive en dérapage, j'écrase ton chien, ta femme, tes gosses (quel fils de pute)
Ça va finir (sah) en catastrophe (ouais)
J'vais pas au rattrapage, j'ai 20 sur 20 car j'baise la prof (ouais, ouais, ouais, ouais)

Chaque fois qu'j'arrive, c'est la catastrophe
J'arrive en dérapage, j'écrase ton chien, ta femme, tes gosses (quel fils de pute)
Ça va finir (sah) en catastrophe (ouais)
J'vais pas au rattrapage, j'ai 20 sur 20 car j'baise la prof (j'la baise, j'la baise, j'la baise)

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