Candyman - Lavell Crawford

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine (Candyman, candyman) Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine (Sweet, sugar, candyman) Hey-hey-yay, uh I met him out for dinner on a Friday night He really got me working up an appetite He had tattoos up and down his arm There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm He's a one stop shop, makes my panties drop He's a sweet talkin', sugar-coated candyman A sweet-talkin' sugar-coated candyman Ooh yeah, yeah-yeah He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine We drank champagne and we danced all night We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (A big surprise) The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop He's a sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candyman (Oh, yeah) A sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candyman Wah-doo-boo-doo-dwee-dop Bah-choo-bah-bah-boo-dah Dwee-dum-bow, bop-bow Hey, yeah Yeah-eh-eh-eh-eh, yeah, yeah (Sha-doo-bah-dee-bah, doo-bah-dwee-dum-bow) Oh, yeah, dwee-dum-bow He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop He's a sweet talkin', sugar coated candyman A sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candyman Woah yeah, yeah Well, by now, I'm getting all bothered and hot When he kissed my mouth, it really hit the spot He had lips like sugarcane Good things come for boys who wait Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine (Candyman, candyman) Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine (Candyman, candyman) (Sweet, sugar, candyman) He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop (Sweet, sugar, candyman) He's a one stop, got me hot, making my (uh) pop (Sweet, sugar, candyman) He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop (Sweet, sugar...) He got those lips like sugarcane Good things come for boys who wait He's a one stop shop with a real big (ugh) He's a sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candyman (Say, what?) A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Say...) A sweet talkin', sugar-coated candyman (Woo!) A sweet talkin', sugar-coated candyman Ahh...(Candyman, candyman, candyman) Eh-eh-eh-eh-ey (Candyman) Oh, woah (Candyman, candyman) (Candyman, candyman) (Candyman, candyman...) Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine (Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine) Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine (Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine) Jane lost her grip and down she fell (Jane lost her grip and down she fell) Squared herself away as she let out a yell (Squared herself away as she let out a yell)

(Kids these days) The whole story been out of context A room full of fluorescent light, clean and tight, all in boxes People coughing, people yelling in panic and pain Vomiting, carrying their piss in a plastic bag Confused and tired beloved ones We loved once, we trusted Knew just what being clueless allowed us Now being useless unites us Sitting in a station, waiting for the last bus What was it that you expected, oh It seems unacceptable Accept the predictable - Your lost war Or were u sure mister candy would so elegantly move to the next family and skip yours? Back home, back to needles Just stay with me, though Just wait a minute I swear we're winning Show is just beginning White page, I mean it Black pen scribbled, stage 4 I know just where you're from Try fool me, I'm not dumb I'm coming only for you (candyman) I'm coming only for you I know just where you're from I know that I'm a scumbag I'm coming only for you, but one day I'll get your family too The whole morning been like a fantasy One with a bad script Written by a lunatic Brightly illuminated but, like a horror film Come get your best sits, we're about to begin And tell this motherfucker lemon man to back off Take his motherfucking lemonade and get lost Tell him he can take his act of charity and spill it Give it to the real sick kids who really fucking need it I know just where you're from I'm here to give you a hand I know you don't wanna be saved And in this squeaky bed, and even if you can't I'm coming over for you Take a sip, it's hand squeezed, an act of faith, for 30 years, wait Please know I'm not a scum Don't get confused, I'm the good guy I'm the lemon man I'm the lemon man I'm the lemon man I'm the lemon man

We drive trucks We plow fields We'll work from sun up Till it goes back down again We raise hell On Friday nights Yeah but come Sunday morning You can find us at the church of Christ It may sound like a simple life But the livin sure is fine Yeah where I come from We drink moonshine If it can be broken It can be fixed We come from busted knuckles And we know how to use a wrench We raise our kids We teach them wrong from right Yeah and you can bet your ass that They'll never back down from a fight It may sound like a simple life But the livin sure is fine Yeah where I come from We drink moonshine We like country music We turn it way up high And I can sing every word to A country boy can survive We like our beer We drink it ice cold And the stuff we smoke Well it's got to be hand rolled It may sound like a simple life But it keeps me feeling high Yeah where I come from We drink moonshine It may sound like a simple life But it feels so damn right Yeah where I come from We drink moonshine

If you disrespect anybody that you run in to How in the world do you think anybody's s'posed to respect you If you don't give a heck 'bout the man with the bible in his hand Just get out the way, and let the gentleman do his thing You the kind of gentleman that want everything your way Take the sheet off your face, boy, it's a brand new day Respect yourself, respect yourself If you don't respect yourself Ain't nobody gonna give a good cahoot, na na na na Respect yourself, respect yourself If you're walking 'round think'n that the world owes you something cause You're here you goin' out the world backwards like you did when you Put your hand on your mouth when you cough, that'll help the solution Oh, you cuss around women and you don't even know their names and you Dumb enough to think that'll make you a big ol man

Memories serve, only to show What came before, wouldn't have grown Maybe the past, has brought me to this Maybe this time, love will be missed I hear my heart calling for you And I believe you feel it too I want something permanent, like the stars in the sky Permanent, like the mountain high Permanent, as time goes by, I want something I can count on Permanent, like the sun and the rain Permanent, like a burning flame Permanent, I'll say it again I want something that won't change Respecting yourself, reaching down deep That's how I'll find, a love so complete It became clear, the very, very first time It's more than a dream, that you could be mine I hear my heart calling for you and I believe you feel it, too I want something permanent, like the stars in the sky Permanent, like the mountain high Permanent, as time goes by, I want something I can count on Permanent, like the sun and the rain Permanent, like a burning flame Permanent, I'll say it again, say it again, say it again I want something that will never change What's my only way, I could never say that I don't feel the same You've brought me somewhere I can feel safe Don't you feel it, don't you feel it I want something, say it again, say it again Like the stars in the sky Like the mountain high, as time goes by I want something that will never change I can count on, like the stars in the sky Permanent I'll say it again, I want something that will never change I want something permanent, yes I do Permanent, yes I do, gonna say it again, say it again Permanent, like a burning flame, like the sun and rain I want something that won't change

No! No regrets No! I will have no regrets All the things That went wrong For at last I have learned to be strong No! No regrets No! I will have no regrets For the grief doesn't last It is gone I've forgotten the past And the memories I had I no longer desire Both the good and the bad I have flung in a fire And I feel in my heart That the seed has been sown It is something quite new It's like nothing I've known No! No regrets No! I will have no regrets All the things that went wrong For at last I have learned to be strong No! No regrets No! I will have no regrets For the seed that is new It's the love that is growing for you

What's it all about, Alfie Is it just for the moment we live What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie Are we meant to take more than we give Or are we meant to be kind And if only fools are kind, Alfie Then I guess it is wise to be cruel And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie What will you lend on an old golden rule As sure as I believe There's a heaven above, Alfie, I know there's something much more Something even non-believers can believe in I believe in love, Alfie Without true love we just exist, Alfie Until you find the love you've missed, you're nothing, Alfie When you walk, let your heart lead the way And you'll find love any day, Alfie Alfie