Cancel the Bake Sale - Derek Seguin

Mistercap You ready again bro? Yeah! TGOD Mafia Straight out of Pittsburgh, mane Can't smoke weed to it Don't doubt this nigga I don't wanna listen to it He the truth, nigga At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lovin having sex, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah I've been on the phone, hell yeah Gettin' calls from home, hell yeah So I started up a bake sale, yeah They know I got all the cake, hell yeah Cookies and OG Come to my crib, we blow by the Os Kush, you already know It ain't in a joint, we don't even smoke it I keep a bitch gettin' stoned We wakin' and bakin', puffin' a J She told me that I'm her new favorite How much do we blaze? A hundred a day Say they got the good but what the pack smell like? Feel like it's a dream but now we back to real life It's incredible I got flowers, wax, inhalers, edibles All shit you never saw And it's all at my bake sale Roll another one, help me think well I stay with the plane I'm slangin' them thangs, you know we ain't new to this Let's turn on the stove and call up some hoes Let's roll up and do this shit At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lovin', havin' sex, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah I just rolled a pound at my bake sale Bitches goin' down at my bake sale I just keep it real, I don't fake well Niggas say they on, well I can't tell I just fucked three hoes, I don't know their name Pussy come and pussy go, it's all the same I'm rollin' up the weed while I count the cake Naked bitches in the kitchen, shake 'n' bake What you think? I'm on this dank, I'm off that drank I often blaze an ounce a day You at my crib, it's no mistake Rollin' papers, rollin' trays, shattered pieces Glasses, lighters, torches, fuck it, anything that matters You can get it all right here at my At my bake sale yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Laughin' off this drank, hell yeah Lovin', havin' sex, hell yeah All day, hell yeah We've been countin' cake, hell yeah Puffin' on this dank, hell yeah We can't wait to bake, hell yeah Roll, roll one up Got a J, make a plane, now we goin' up All day, every day, we ain't roll enough Get a pound, break it down, get them cones though It's goin' down, goin' down I'ma roll one up Get a J, make a plane, now we goin' up All day, every day, we ain't smoke enough I'm on the K, K, stoned as fuck At my bake sale yeah

Hi Minnie! What's cookin'? Mmm, let's see! My toasted oven muffins and banana bread Some apple strudel crumpets with a caramel thread My nugget raisin' cookies always take first price But this is for the bake sale so You better close your hungry eyes Oh gee My cherry berry biscuits are a tasty treat My lovely lemon tarts have all the others beat Aha But take your mints away from them Someday I'll make it all again This is for the bake sale Mickey, please don't touch But Minnie could I only have a little bite? A-ah I'll promise you that will satisfy me Cut a piece and make it tiny Make the bake sale wait but why me? Oh, Mickey! My sugar sweetened harvest bars will make you drool Oh Like frosted walnut donuts with a chocolate whole My butter scotch vanilla cake you can't ignore But this is for the bake sale so You're going to have to wait some more Oh Some sugar and some flour and some butter, too I'll mix it up together in a scrumptious go I'll pop it in the oven now My tummy is talking clear and crow This is for the bake sale Mickey Please don't touch! But Minnie Don't you think you want to take a break? From the bake sale, let's play hooky Who's your little snooki-hooky? Can I have a single cookie? Well, no! A cheesecake or a pump cake or an angel food Now take your fingers out of there and don't be rude I can't hold back, I'll jump right in I'll bat you with this rolling pin This is for the bake sale Mickey, please don't touch This is for the bake sale Mickey, not for you This is for the bake sale Mickey, just back off!