Can Your Balls Switch Places? (Intro) - Bob Bobby

Baby girl, you left me Oh no, we broke up And it's been a while since we last spoke But I need another chance, can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so awesome, don't get me started They're so damn big How big are they? They're so big, it's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers They're so big I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like "Man, those are fat" They're so big they'll run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep And how can I be subtle When my balls chased Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps tellin' me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy In fact, when you see 'em on the street They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessin' soon you'll be hopin' I'm back 'Cause my balls are so big, they got an opening act (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so epic and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides and the ocean And when the sun's right, they might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls And these things are where it's happening And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? Now excuse me, I'm on the chorus And I, I got what you need And you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen these balls I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You really need to see these balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls No, you ain't seen these balls

Ahahaha Y'all ready? Yeah! We back Come on Teddy! Face! Brown You put all of it together Ya' know what that comes up with? It's a recipe for hits Come on Red light Green light Spotlight No light It comes and it goes when it feels right And nobody knows what it felt like Niggas always havin' conversations 'Pinions on the state of my relationships They don't even know the situation, shit! I gotta do what I do, yeah (gotta do what I do) I gotta be what I be (gotta be what I be) 'Cause in the end, god damn, I gotta be real like Bobby B, yeah (Gotta be real like Bobby B) And everybody gon' talk about it, talk about it And I don't really give a... about it... about it 'Cause in the end, god damn, I gotta be real like Bobby B, yeah Come on, let's go! (Oooh, ooh, ooh) Bow! (Oooh, ooh, ooh) Yeah (Oooh, ooh, ooh) I gotta be what I be Good times To bad times Bad times To worse times I don't even know why I'm still alive When God has a plan you don't ask why (Oooh) I been livin' deep in my redemption (Oooh) Swear to God, He got me on a mission (Oooh) I'm comin' back like I was never missinnnn' I gotta do what I do, yeah (gotta do what I do) I gotta be what I be (gotta be what I be) 'Cause in the end, god damn, I gotta be real like Bobby B, yeah (Gotta be real like Bobby B) And everybody gon' talk about it, talk about it And I don't really give a... about it... about it 'Cause it the end, god damn, I gotta be real like Bobby B, yeah (Gotta be real like Bobby B) Bicky-bicky-bow! (oooh, ooh, ooh) Come on, let's go! (oooh, ooh ooh) Lemme hear ya (oooh, ooh, ooh) I gotta be what I be You feel like you know someone But you wasn't here So how can you know someone And you wasn't there I'm not gon' be judged by you I don't give a fuck 'bout you I does what I wanna do I don't care I gotta do what I do, yeah (gotta do what I do) I gotta be what I be (gotta be what I be) 'Cause in the end, god damn, I gotta be real like Bobby B (Gotta be real like Bobby B) Yeah, like Bobby (Talk about it, talk about it) They gon' talk about it (Talk about it, talk about it) They gon' talk about it 'Cause in the end, I gotta be real like Bobby (Gotta be real like Bobby B) Bow! (oooh, ooh, ooh) Ohhh (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I gotta be what I be (oooh, ooh, ooh) like Bobby (Gotta be real like Bobby B) Gotta be (Oooh, ooh, ooh) Like Bobby (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Uh-huh, uh-huh (Oooh, ooh, ohh) Listen Ya gotta be real like Bobby

Let's talk about Phoenix It's got a way of helping you to breathe a little better Through the storm and rain If you need to escape Woah-oh Oh, you wonder why Let's talk about Phoenix It's got a way of helping you to breathe a little better I can slowly see A light fading away In my mind and my heart I have no doubt Oh, you wonder why