Cali-O (feat. E-40, B-Legit, Ant Banks & D'Wayne Wiggins) - Too $hort

Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Pull this bitch over my nigga I got to piss I stay with sip in my fist I drink like a fish Sometimes I be sober But most times I be blitzed I'm having my gouda My nigga all on her bitch We ball like we hoopers My nigga we hood rich We winning not losing My fella we got chips I keep me a steak, a pistol, a grip four 5th Cuz I'd rather be judged by 12 then to be carried by 6 Don't wanna be carried by 6 Rather be judged by 12 Suckas be all in my mix Cuz I be up in their gal Don't know how to rewrite spell I can add and count skrill I can sell a rocks to a cliff I can sell oil to a well Yay area reppin Don't need no swagger injection Big oceans 11 Hustling & money collecting I'm shattered I'm blundered mane I been chiefing that feda The po po's they tripping mane They sobriety checking Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism The fur fur is crazy I have me a "desi" A designated driver A rider We in it heavy We knocking 40 Water He foolish the boy gone That's all they played was his music when I was in a group home Bout to go slap some bones Shoot some dominoes with my fellas Get on that patron Called Stella Ella and Della 10 to get on the board I'm fresh off the top If I skunk you my ninja You gotta drink two shots Or we can play for some fedi Or we can play for pushups Or we can put on the gloves Go from the shoulders & box After that we can hug & get a room & get props All my fellas is thugs, ballheads & dreadlocks Right after the function, they continue to get bent Last weekend it was smacking My nigga that shit went I left outta there with not one but two women I guess you can blame it mane on that alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism 1300 block ready rock animal Sitting in the coupe Orange like cantaloupe Something on the mantel fold Gears in the rear Old English Beer makes it hard to steer I've been getting fucked up since 9th 10 grade Bird & grape kool aid and Ace of Spades I swerved and I do thangs i dance in the rain And I guess this the money we gave to champagne I pulled in the lot Bullets in the glock Hot or not we like to shoot shots Stop where I'm hot and I like to drink shots And I'm gone off the Julio at the 20th & what not You can say what you say Imma paper boy Little waves up top With the table boy She be playing hard to get But you can make them boy Put some drink in her cup and watch her swish it up Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Alcoholism Please drink responsibly, don't drink and drive Please drink responsibly, don't drink and drive Please drink responsibly, please drink responsibly Please drink responsibly, don't drink and drive

Girl, I must confess, your love is the best 'Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl, I must confess 'cause your love is the best All we wanna do is put this up in you When I first saw you, I couldn't stop watchin' you I couldn't stop thinkin' 'bout how I should be knockin' you All I wanna do is holla at you later Handle my business, you know I'm a player I've never been a hater, I shouldn't be faultin' you But you got me laughin' at the nigga you talkin' to I guess you like squares, what's up with tonight? Like Tupac says you need a thug in your life A nigga like me, I'll beat that pussy up Have you at the house doin' all kinda freaky stuff Ain't nuttin' new to me, watcha wanna do to me I know you ain't no groupie, givin' up the coochie But I got deep in your drawls anyway I'll get it again, if I want it any day I got that game from the coast out west Your pussy's the best, I must confess Girl, I must confess, your love is the best 'Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl, I must confess 'cause your love is the best All we wanna do is put this up in you I can't sleep at night, you always keep me up Suckin' on my dick, let me deep in them guts I can't stop fuckin' you, runnin' all up in you I know you got a nigga but you still know what to do You never hold back, never act shy Make it look so good I never close my eyes I like the way your titties shake when you're ridin' me You take it out, lick it and say put it back inside of me And that's what I'ma do bitch, give you this true dick Bring all your girlfriends and we can do this I got a lot of homies and we all got game Y'all can hang with them squares but it's not the same I wont take you to the movies or a fake club I take you straight to my house get naked and fuck Short Dog'll never settle for less I must confess, you got the best Girl, I must confess, your love is the best 'Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl, I must confess 'cause your love is the best All we wanna do is put this up in you I keep a gang of hoes on my team at all times Let a nigga know that the pussy's all mine Hit it on the regular, you know I'm good for that Top notch bitches, even fuck them hood rats Take her to the mansion, take off the pants then Kidnap the pussy and hold it for ransom But none of them bitches can fuck like you Hit me on my beeper you know I'm comin' through Just like that, always was and always will be I'll get ya wet, and then you gonna feel me Way up in ya, not far from Virginia Stick it in your mouth on the way down south So when you get home and smell the cum on your breath Go in the bathroom and play with yourself Your pussy's the best, I must confess Whenever your horny I got a "S" on my chest Girl, I must confess, your love is the best 'Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl, I must confess 'cause your love is the best All we wanna do is put this up in you

Right about now in the place to be Too Short baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin dangerous crew bitch Too Short baby, I'm so hard Pimpin these hos on the boulevard But I'm not here to tell you about me I got a little story about a nasty freak She'd the kind a girl you think about in bed Blowjob Betty give 'em real good head Bust a left nut right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all you saw She could blow more head than a well blows water Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder She's a one of a kind A hell of a girl A trip and a half around the world Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldn't stop She's the kind a girl that make your toes pop Every time I used to see her I would know what's up Blowjob Betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her Walked up to her, said my name is $hort Just what you've been lookin for Pimpin's my game I do it the best Ho fuck with me she don't get no rest Well after that, I g'd the freak I used to stop by and fuck her 'bout twice a week And from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth $Hort dollar get bitches any time I wanna Got a big dick and lay it right on the tonsils I only stick it in about half way back 'Cause if I put it all in it bust straight through her neck Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich Like any other tramp, she loved to fuck When any motherfucker got nuts to suck I spit game to the bitch Just like this Why you runnin 'round suckin all that dick for no money? It didn't take long to stay true to the game and get my pimpin' on But every once in a while you get a stupid ho Bitch ain't about money and she never know How to get it Blowjob Betty was dumb A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum She made money for a minute but she loved the sex So I cut the bitch loose like an old school 'vette Six months later I'm still the pimp I'm still the player One night at the club she was puttin in work All you had to to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin "One at a time" Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the bitch Slapped her on the head, said "You ready to switch?" And to the players out there, instantly Blowjob Betty started servin' me 'Cause the player I am Til the day I'm dead I was sittin on the sink Gettin some head It was all so good and much too true One young freak and the whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must 'a knocked that bitch on her butt She couldn't even breath she was holdin her throat Me and my homies just hit the door My homeboys said "$hort don't worry" But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck and chest And we're sorry to say there's no suspects When I saw that My brain clicked I bust a nut and killed a bitch It might sound sick, it might be petty But you never got sucked by Blowjob Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Biyatch Yea, ho haha Y'all niggas don't know though