Caillou Vs Billy Rap Battle - TheVincentMottola

Y'know, I'm no DJ But you can always count on me to spin that sh- Like a RIP-Tire, to a lit match I'm about to explode on this track That's right, Junkrat primed and ready I'll have you bouncin' high as betty Send you flyin' right outta your boots I'd call that a fine how do ya' do Demoman, better head back to your base Oh wait - I flattened the place I get paid loads thanks to payloads No joke, I'll leave your bank broke Lay low, because I'm on a roll Get it? Fire in the hole! You look sad like a bomb that got defused Are you mad that I have more balls than you? PHD, call me "Doctor Boom" Hope you got a plan B, you're getting knocked up Ew, I smell trash a-burnin' Must be this disgusting scrappy vermin No worry, I'll demolish the freak After all, he's a homage to me Talkin' explosives? I wrote the book Everything you know, you just took You're not my rival, you're just a fan Junkrat's first name must be Stan All he wanted was an autograph I'll sign a grenade and launch it back Mine move faster, hide you bastard Area controlled, time to capture I've got plenty of sticky-bombs Your wimpy mines are gimpy ones So come a little closer, click you're done Bloody hell my whiskey's gone This town ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire You should grow some hair on your face You wee, little lad Oh what a day, what a lovely day (For what?) For mayhem, wouldn't ya' say You call me a fan, but I do your job better Whenever you're off on another long bender What a role model, hungover much? Throw you in the drunk tank, sober up Even if you're not in my line of sight I got a bangin' bank shot, dynamite! I'm immune to any mine I drop Boo-Hoo, you lost an eye, cyclops I lost my whole leg and yet I still find a way to stay a step ahead I take no fall damage, ain't afraid of heights Survived an apocalypse, it was a delight Even if you kill me, I'm not done explodin' Can't keep up you're stuck reloadin' You've got a few tangled wires Forget explosives stick with tires You may have range, I'm an expert in melee I'll take a nine iron right to your brain, mate What a pansy, prancing around Head full of eyeballs, I'll whack 'em out! You want the high ground? I wouldn't dare I can strate while I'm in the air I've got skill, you need only luck Guts and glory! Mostly guts They'll have to glue you back together in hell With a closed casket at your wake as well Keep your gold, I have intelligence You're a psycho, I fight with elegance Turn this rat to a pile of junk Even while I'm half blind and drunk This town ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire I do have a high IQ By that, I mean income quota The only cache you'll take from me Is the kind that'll blow up Nobody knows who you are anymore This rap is your resurrection You're nowhere near my level Then again, you lack the depth perception Just read the comments under this song Something tells me, you're gonna bomb My bodyguard will bust you up "Oh, what is gonna shut you up?" My limp won't hinder victory Since I have the better head You laid the blueprints for me You're truly a demo, man If I'm your blueprint, why aren't you an improvement? You're a lightweight, and a nuisance With a sidekick who thinks you're useless The outback taught you survival skills But you're not built for fighting If you're so rich then where'd you get Your weapons? Dumpster diving? Now we're talkin' trash, since you've actually set the standard Beware the dangers of radiation Wait - you are the cancer My liver's in better shape than you And I drink as much as you weigh times two Not so bloody cocksure now? Head on home to Junkertown Oh, that's right you got locked out! This town ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire

I woke up from cryo All iced-out like white gold Do you find it surprisin' That my rhymes are ice cold? Time freeze, nice pose Zero degree, you'll die slow For a psycho, you're not so bright I'll snuff out this pyro Nope, he's not a gifted linguist His fire's been extinguished I'll turn him hypothermic It's a blizzard he's in the ring with I'm the worst elemental menace A weathered and level-headed chemist You're a guy with a fire fetish Could be female, take your guesses Caring and giving Make my life worth living Rainbows in the sky Watch the colors turn The sun is getting brighter And I can feel it Burn, your blood will bubble There'll be nothing left But guts and rubble Agh! Welcome to hell I'll cook you 'till you're well-done or melt I came to fire this ice queen I'll vaporize her just like steam Here's a fire warning that I'd obey Just go back to cryo, Mei Want some ice for this spankin'? You're only good for flankin' But I'll block you with my walls Some might even say I'm tankin' Think of all that time you're wastin' Makes me so unlikable When I'm in your face slowing down Your pace and I snipe you with this icicle Headshot that was critical Then I'll make myself invincible So don't come closer, hell froze over Better pull out your winter coat Why the mask? I won't ask Underneath it must be a mess End of the verse, kill confirmed Put some cold on those burns Feel the love and laughter growing Colorful balloons a-floating Join me friend, for fun and games Dreams of hope and beauty form Lollipops and unicorns Walk with my into my world of Flames, I'm turning up the heat Anywhere upward to thirtytwo degrees No cryo-freeze, you'll cry all night Why'd you bring ice to a firefight? Don't try to snipe me, bad move I'll airblast it back at you Stop drop and roll, you're still in danger Build an igloo, it will be safer Got myself covered, head to toe Thought I ought to let you know Somebody hired me for pest control To exterminate pesky eskimos It's time for Mei to ibernate Until I melt this ice away Still got beef? I would leave it You'll wind up just like your team did I'll fry you up, and put you on rice Tie up your skates, I'll put you on ice Let's see how long you keep in the freezer You won't bring me down with a fever Think she'll walk away unscathed, Mei is that absurd But all she'll take away today is painful afterburn I'll give you a headache I can haunt your dreams Flaunt your every mistake How I love your screams It's true, I'm a brutal nuisance Cold-hearted, cruel and ruthless Spreading like a cancer Worse then a disease Stirring up your anger Murder all I see Don't you try to hide or run from me You know misery loves company