Dans les party de bureau On entend chanter les guerlots Dehors les lumières clignotent Pendant qu'les secrétaires grignotent Le boss est ben colleux Quand y a pris un coup ou deux Mais s'il me pogne encore le cul Il va prendre un coup de plus Avec une de mes secrétaires Je vais commettre l'adultère Ma femme n'est pas invitée Elle danse tout nue dans un autre party Noël (Noël) Noël (Noël) Joanne s'est mis belle en s'rasant les aisselles Noël (Noël) Noël Mais elle a la face encore pleine de poils C'est le temps d'acheter des cadeaux Magasiner en bas de zéro En bas de zéro, c'est ben maudit Surtout sur la carte de crédit Quand tu vas t'acheter un sapin T'acceptes de t'en faire passer un Tu l'décores, il est aux anges Mais c'est pas long qu'y est aux vidanges Noël (Noël) Père Noël (Père Noël) Il a pris des pilules de Paolo Noël Noël (Père Noël) Père Noël Y va s'frotter sur la Fée des Étoiles À la messe de minuit Y a le curé qui m'ennuie Les femmes chantent "Alléluia" Les hommes chantent "Aqua Velva" (Aqua Velva) Pour affronter la bourrasque Tout le monde a apporté son flasque C'est la fête du petit Jésus Mais même le petit Jésus s'en rappelle plus Solo, ho ho ho ho Changez d'côté Mais non, pas toi l'guitariste, toi tu joues du bon bord C'est ça Après, c'est l'échange de cadeaux Tu fais semblant d'être aux oiseaux Quand tu reçois de ton beau-frère Une paire de gants Isotoner Ma tante Aline est dans le sud Pour tromper sa solitude 3000 piaces pour huit journées C'est juste là qu"elle s'est faite fourrer Noël (Noël),bûche de Noël (Noël) On s'pète les bretelles, on s'bourre dans les pretzels Noël (Noël) bûche de Noël Mais demain les selles seront cruelles Noël (Noël) c'est nono Noël (Noël) Les petits yuppies pensent à l'Éthiopie Noël, c'est nono Noël En leur mallant du bon ketchup aux fruits

Noël c'est l'amour Viens chanter toi mon frère Noël c'est l'amour C'est un cœur éternel Du temps de ma mère Sa voix familière Chantait douce et claire Un enfant est né La voix de ma mère Amour et prière La voix de ma mère Qui m'a tant donné Des lumières dans la neige Mille étoiles du berger Et les hommes en cortège Vont chanter la joie d'aimer Noël c'est l'amour Dans les yeux de l'enfance Noël c'est l'amour Le plus beau le plus grand Un monde commence D'un peu d'espérance D'un ange qui danse Auprès d'un enfant Noël c'est l'amour Viens chanter toi mon frère Noël c'est l'amour C'est un cœur éternel Reviens, toi mon frère Et vois la lumière La nuit de lumière Qui descend du ciel Et moi sur la Terre J'entends douce et claire La voix de ma mère Qui chante Noël

Don't wanna write another song About nothing at all Just because it feels good Doesn't mean that I should I keep running from the noise Trying to find my own voice It's okay if I feel different Maybe I could make a difference If I say it out loud Maybe I'd begin to feel it Maybe I'd even believe it Maybe I'd convince myself Better to be honest Better to be brave Better to be broken Than be somebody fake Better to be fearless Better to have faith Even if I'm standing all alone Don't wanna write another song About nothing at all Just because it feels good Doesn't mean that I should I keep running from the noise Trying to find my own voice It's okay if I feel different Maybe I could make a difference If I say it out loud Maybe I'd begin to feel it Maybe I'd even believe it Maybe I'd convince myself Better to be honest Better to be brave Better to be broken Than be somebody fake Better to be fearless Better to have faith Even if I'm standing all alone Better to stand up When fear tells me don't Better to speak out When everybody else won't Better to let go Of all the control Even if I'm standing all alone It's not easy It's not easy It's not easy If I say it out loud Maybe I'd begin to feel it Maybe I'd even believe it Maybe I'd convince myself

Once in a lifetime There will rise a hero Who's approaching footsteps Will cause the earth to quake Once in a lifetime They'll baptize a hero In the blood she left in her wake The legend of Loco Chanelle I'll sing a story now of way out West Of Madame Loco and the blood red dress And of the man who didn't treat her right You see that dress, well it started out white She was the sweetest thing you'd ever seen Raised on a cattle ranch in Southey Green She was a beauty queen in '79 And spent her summers on the Greyhound line (Loco) But she knew that every queen must have a crown So she set off to a place called London Town Where streets are paved with gold and lit with dreams And magpies come to gather all that gleams A simple girl, she never traveled far But in her heart there burned a superstar She'd hit 'em hard and swore she'd give 'em hell The legend of (Loco Chanelle) She'd not a single friend to count upon (Loco Chanelle) Until in Camden met a man named John (Loco Chanelle) He liked her lipstick and he loved her wig He told her, "Babydoll, I'll make you big" Stick with me kiddo and the city's yours The fame, the fortune, the perpetual applause She trusted Johnny, so she spent the night Who knew a wolf had such a charming bite? But Johnny was an agent, not a gent And he took more than the usual ten percent And though he promised Miss Chanelle the Earth He soon discovered what his word was worth On opening night, the audience was packed When she caught him screwing with a younger act In flagrante at the Finchley Hotel The tragedy of Loco Chanelle The seats were sold out to the last reserves She said, "I need a drink to calm me nerves" Then she saw Johnny with his tie askew Her look was loaded and her gun was too "Here's to you Johnny, have a shot to start" And then she smiled and shot him through the heart Her dress was purest white 'til Johnny bled And turned her virgin gown to deepest red (Loco) She strolled onto the stage, a crimson queen And killed the crowd by stealing every scene And soon her fans were queuing round the block To see the diva in the blood red frock And that, my dear, is how the star shall rise With ruby lips and murder in her eyes 'Til one day to avoid a prison cell Miss Loco vanished like a magic spell Oh, where she is now, no! I'll never tell That's the legend Of Loco Chanelle