Buy Me a Boat - Chris Janson

Now? You know my girl now? No? You know my girl just called me up And she woke me from my sleep You should have heard the things she said You know she hurt my feelings deep I'm gonna buy me a dog A dog? A dog Why? Why? 'Cause I need a friend now Babe, you need all the friends You can get, I'm tellin' you I'm gonna buy me a dog My girl, my girl, don't love me no how Don't ruin my song man It's the only song I have It was ruined when it was wrote Uh, where's the verse? She used to bring me my, my newspaper You don't even know where it's at 'Cause she knew where it was at She used to keep me so contented But I can teach a dog to do that I'm gonna buy me a dog You couldn't teach a dog to do that You can only train elephants 'Cause I need a friend now I need a friend now, now, yeah I'm gonna buy me a dog A dog, here Rover, Fido, Spot! My girl, my girl, don't love me no how One, two, three, four One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike! Eight, nine Hike! Hike! I was late on that one I just got back from Africa, you know I was playing cards with the natives Oh, Zulus? No, I usually won, ah, ah, ah! I wish I had a glass of water Why? Ya thirsty? No. I want to see if my neck leaks I'd buy a raccoon, but John already has one Thirty-five bucks Where do I come in, here? I, I'm gonna buy me a dog Dog! A dog hmm! Yeah! As I need a friend now Yeah, yeah! Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama I'm gonna buy me a dog Want my girl? My girl, don't love me no how, how Now, now brown cow I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes sir I'm gonna buy me a dog If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy I think 'dog' would be the word Would it? Would it be dog? It would be dog Definitely dog It would come springing from my lips 'Dog' Springing from! Let's get out of here Springing from my It's alright Tony, can you turn it off please Can somebody open the door and let us out? They are coming to take us away!

Yee wooo, majii bo mo yooo Yee wooo, Tiyagwe le le mo I walked barefoot, I wore hand-me-downs I near died of drought, but now I fear to drown I, too, was a slave, I was told to die I was locked into history before I learned to fly First you showed me how to douse my fear Then you taught me how to feel, I think Then you saved me from myself, I sense Baby, let me buy you a drink Baby, let me buy you a drink I ran with the hare and stalked with the hound I stared at my shoes while you were lying bound I once was a thief, one who stole of your soul Now I've come to rectify before I get too old First you showed me how to douse my fear Then you taught me how to feel, I think Then you saved me from myself, I sense Baby, let me buy you a drink Baby, let me buy you a drink Yee wooo, majii bo mo yooo Yee wooo, Tiyagwe le le mo Water is a fire; water isn't wet Water is a higher power; water never forgets And there's been too much sorrow, there's been so much wrong But water has the healing power; water, soft and strong Let me buy you a drink Baby, let me buy you a drink Baby Baby Yee wooo, majii bo mo yooo Yee wooo, Tiyagwe le le mo Yee wooo, majii bo mo yooo Yee wooo, Tiyagwe le le mo Let me buy you a drink

I've been out walking by the shore The air was still and still the water cold And I want you to know I'm thinking of you This kind of chill, it helps me calm I was so young to leave you all alone And I want you to know, I'm thinking of you All the pretty girls, they found A way to keep you on my mind I swear I heard you singing along Cities past like candy stores and you're the one I'm looking for so long I didn't know 'til you were gone Tell me, my love, you ready to go? Don't leave me out on my own And so I'm just a boy who's telling a girl That when I grow up I'll buy you a rose When I grow up, I'll buy you a rose And now I'm walking in the rain I couldn't lie 'cause I was all afraid And I want you to say you're thinking of me All the pretty girls, they found A way to keep you on my mind I swear I heard you singing along Cities past like candy stores and you're the one I'm looking for so long (so long) I didn't know 'til you were gone Tell me, my love, you ready to go? Don't leave me out on my own And so I'm just a boy who's telling a girl That when I grow up I'll buy you a rose When I grow up, I'll buy you a rose Baby, tell me that you love me so Can you let me know? Can you hold me close? (Hold me close) Baby tell me you'll forgive me now 'Cause I don't know how I could let you down Hey, hey, hey! Tell me, my love, you ready to go? Don't leave me out on my own And so I'm just a boy who's telling a girl That when I grow up, I'll buy you a rose (I'll buy you a rose) Tell me, my love (tell me my love) you ready to go? Don't leave me out on my own And so I'm just a boy who's telling a girl That when I grow up I'll buy you a rose (I'll buy you a rose) When I grow up, I'll buy you a rose Yeah, when I grow up, I'll buy you a rose

CJ-5 jacked up high check '83 'Cephus in the tape deck, check Hottest thing alive ridin' shotgun, check Gold chain hangin' low with the red on my neck, check Wake up in the mornin' Mountain Dew in a cup Make a little room, hang a bigger buck On a wall where all of my memories hang Next to my woman and the kids in a frame Made it this far on a three-chord song Now I got whole world singing along To this country swagger, Porter Wagoner Blues harp and acoustic Boom in the box, boon in the docks, hilly billy music Check 40-acre tract, big barn in the back, check Lighting up a Cuban on the pine wood deck, check Paid my dues sleeping in a truck bed, check Now I'm done gettin' paid Call me Johnny gettin' paid, check Wake up in the mornin' Mountain Dew in a cup Make a little room, hang a bigger buck On a wall where all of my memories hang Next to my woman and the kids in a frame Made it this far on a three-chord song Now I got the whole world singing along To this country swagger, Porter Wagoner Blues harp and acoustic Boom in the box, boon in the docks, hilly billy music Check Check's in the mail, check's in the bank Check the deer camera, check the gas tank Check who's the same ol' boy that ain't changed I do it for the money, I don't do it for the fame, nope Wake up in the mornin' Mountain Dew in a cup Make a little room, hang a bigger buck On a wall where all of my memories hang Next to my woman and the kids in a frame Made it this far on a three-chord song Now I got whole world singing along To this country swagger, Porter Wagoner Blues harp and acoustic Boom in the box, boon in the docks, hilly billy music This country swagger, Porter Wagoner Blues harp and acoustic Boom in the box, boon in the docks hilly billy music Check Yeah, check Bring that thing over here, baby We cashin' it Check