Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't get our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

We are the Arctic Monkeys from High Green, baby!

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or, at least, that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be saying, "Use me
Show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there, on a plate
Your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make 'em wait for a while

I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

Calm, collected and commanding (top marks for not trying)
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their

Thunder
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't get our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

Thank you very much