Once upon a time in a famous story
A girl named Alice got very curious
About a little white rabbit who passed by
She followed him and soon found herself falling in a very deep hole
Into a strange place called Wonderland

Wait,
I can't tell where this is going

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do a thing at all

Go ask Alice
When she was ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know your going to fall
Tell em' hookar smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low

Ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queens off with her head

Remember, what the door mouse said
Feed your head, Feed your head

What kind of place is this

One pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you small.

Can you tell me please which way should I go
That depends on where you want to go
It doesn't matter I don't even know where I am
Ah, if you just want to get some place just keep going

And if you go chasing Rabbits,
And you know you're going to fall.
Tell em' hookah smoking caterpillar,
Has given you the call.

And that way lives a large hare
Visit either one you like they are both mad

Tea time, time to take a pill
Time to take a pill
No!, why