Don't you dare take your hand off the small of my back When we walk into a crowd, I love it when you do that Keep tellin' me I'm beautiful even though this room is full of VIP Like that crystal chandelier ain't got nothin' on me You make me feel like Jessica Beal Steppin' out of the stretch Diamonds huggin' my neck for the paparazzi Got me like I'm droppin' the mic So natural, a diva, just call me Aretha for real You make me feel like I'm the champagne (Feels like) I'm the champagne I can open my own door But I like that you don't let me Can't help but smile When I catch you catch me Crushin' on you 'cross the party Gettin' lost in your "I-don't-want-to-be-here" eyes Everybody wants your attention But tonight, it's mine You make me feel like Jessica Beal Steppin' out of the stretch Diamonds huggin' my neck for the paparazzi Got me like I'm droppin' the mic So natural, a diva, just call me Aretha for real You make me feel like I'm the champagne (Feels like) I'm the champagne You make me feel like I'm the champagne (Feels like) I'm the champagne Feel like a Superwoman S's written on my chest Like I'm the only angel in Los Angeles You make me feel like Jessica Beal Steppin' out of the stretch Diamonds huggin' my neck for the paparazzi Got me like I'm droppin' the mic So natural, a diva, just call me Aretha for real You make me feel like I'm the champagne (Feels like) I'm the champagne You make me feel like I'm the champagne (Feels like) I'm the champagne

I was trying to play it cool, just a couple with the guys When you broke in with a fire in your eyes Cutting up the floor like you own the place Cigarette and whiskey with a smile on your face Painted all blue Levis on your knees Oversized sweater from a college soccer team Pushing through the crowd, tryna reach the bar You gave me that look and now I Got me high with those eyes Had to say what was on my mind You've got me gone, how wrong till we're Dancing on a tables, just tryna prove the whole world wrong Song ready through the speakers, screaming every word 'Cause nothing don't mean anything, so just Hold me close and let me lose control, oh Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home, home Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home I was going home not thinking of a thing Boy broke my heart, still recovering It was violin in the air, DJ dropping right When I saw you smile at me The whole room stopped, it was hard to be Everything I want and finally yeah Got me high with those eyes Had to say what was on my mind You've got me gone, I was wrong till we're Dancing on the tables, tryna prove the whole world wrong Song ready through the speakers, screaming every word 'Cause nothing don't mean anything, so just Hold me close and let me lose control, oh Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home, home Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home You've got me gone, how long till we're Dancing on the tables, tryna prove the whole world wrong Song ready through the speakers, screaming every word 'Cause nothing don't mean anything, so just Hold me close and let me lose control, oh Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home, home Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home Baby burn the night down Dance until we stumble home

I got a friend who just got married, again I don't know what the hell that girl does I can't even find a plus one My momma says I'm just too picky I guess, but isn't that better than selling life short For someone that you're settling for There's nothing wrong If it takes a bit longer To figure it out Least that's what I tell myself People make it look so easy In and out of love so fast I don't give it up that easy 'Cause I won't put my heart through that I'm either optimistic or a little naive I'm everywhere and nowhere that I thought I would be 30 years later and I gotta believe that I'm Either late to the party or right on time Let's do the math if I met somebody Tonight, take it slow let a whole year go by us And then the stars don't line up Well, that'd be 365 days, 52 weeks, 12 months That I spent just to find out One person ain't the right one for me Whatever that means People make it look so easy In and out of love so fast I don't give it up that easy 'Cause I won't put my heart through that I'm either optimistic or a little naive I'm everywhere and nowhere that I thought I would be 30 years later and I gotta believe that I'm Either late to the party or right on time Late to the party or right on time I don't know why I'm Impatient sometimes, when I Know that I'm probably fine I hope I'm fine People make it look so easy In and out of love so fast I don't give it up that easy 'Cause I won't put my heart through that I'm either optimistic or a little naive I'm everywhere and nowhere that I thought I would be 30 years later and I gotta believe that I'm Either late to the party or right on time, yeah Late to the party or right on time Late to the party or right on time Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah Late to the party or right on time

I'm gonna tell everybody what you did, you did Tell 'em what you did to me I saw you and that who did, who did Underneath the willow tree Two-timing bandit, caught you red-handed No free card out of jail You can't deny it, I ain't keepin' quiet If you're gonna kiss, I'm gonna tell, I'm gonna tell You can't shut me up, can't hush my mouth I'll bang a drum, I'll be so loud You can't cover up the truth with duct tape Boy, it's gonna hit you like an earthquake Gonna sound like thunder from your rooftop All day, all night, can't make me stop I'm the siren that you can't unplug No, you can't shut me (up, up) I'm gonna tell your mama what you did, you did Gonna tell the preacher too The other girl you've been foolin', foolin' Is gonna know how you do If you need a reminder You'll be the headliner Black and white on the front page Or just come to a show, stand in any row And I'll be singin' it up on the stage You can't shut me up, can't hush my mouth I'll bang a drum, I'll be so loud You can't cover up the truth with duct tape Boy, it's gonna hit you like an earthquake Gonna sound like thunder from your rooftop All day, all night, can't make me stop I'm the siren that you can't unplug No, you can't shut me (up, up) I'm gonna be a megaphone Tellin' everybody how you did me wrong The only switch that I got is "on" Yeah, I'm gonna be a megaphone Tellin' everybody how you did me wrong The only switch that I got is "on" You can't shut me up, can't hush my mouth I'll bang a drum, I'll be so loud You can't cover up the truth with duct tape Boy, it's gonna hit you like an earthquake Gonna sound like thunder from your rooftop All day, all night, can't make me stop I'm the siren that you can't unplug No, you can't shut me (up, up) I'm gonna be a megaphone I'm gonna be a megaphone I'm gonna be a megaphone

"Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon" "Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown, c'mon" "Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy" (Convoy) It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' logs Cab over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We's headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta Shakeytown I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down" 'Cause we got a little convoy rockin' through the night Yeah we got a little convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy "Now breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck And you wanna back off them hogs?" "Yeah, ten-four, about five mile or so "Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' intense up here" By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears is wall to wall Yeah them smokeys is thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a bear in the air I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin' bear" 'Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' through the night Yeah we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way Gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy "You want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?" "Negatory Pigpen, you're still too close Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten" Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle sheets And left 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' smart They bought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National Guard There's armoured cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every size Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears And choppers filled the skies Well we shot the line We went for broke With a thousand screaming trucks And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse microbus "Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. Come over?" "Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?" "Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get" Oh we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore And prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a doggone dime I says, "Pigpen this here's Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no toll" So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, "Let them truckers roll, ten-four" 'Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' through the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy "Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?" "Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure" "Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here So keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail We'll catch you on the flip-flop This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, buh bye"