It's like that low-hanging fruit on the back porch I got my moves all in a row, but I can't score I just pretend that I don't care when I'm not sure 'Cause I've been waiting in this line, but it never moves forward It is sometimes hard to go on Try to find a way to be strong It is sometimes hard to go on I used to kill it, but now those days are gone I count to ten to usher in a miracle day Big softy smoking out back in the alley way The weeks are Escher's stairs, don't know where they begin 'Cause it's been such a long time and I'm drowning in circles It is sometimes hard to go on Try to find a way to be strong It is sometimes hard to go on I used to kill it, but now those days are gone It is sometimes hard to go on It is sometimes hard to go on It is sometimes hard to go on It is sometimes, oh, it is hard, it's hard to go on It is sometimes hard to go on Try to find a way to be strong It is sometimes hard to go on I used to kill it, but now those days are gone

Big Bird: (spoken) Hey kids! Let's play a game, huh? Just follow along with me. (Singing) If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. (Spoken) You got it! Ha, ha! Okay, let's keep going. (Singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray. The Kids: Hooray! Big Bird: If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray. The Kids: Hooray! Big Bird: If you're happy and you know it, And you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray. The Kids: Hooray! Big Bird: If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) Wait a minute, Big Bird! That is not how that song goes. Big Bird: What do you mean, Oscar? Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) Just watch and listen! Come on, Kids. (Singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck. The Kids: Yuck! Oscar the Grouch: If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck. The Kids: Yuck! Oscar the Grouch: If you're grouchy and you know it, And you really want to show it, If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck. The Kids: Yuck! Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) That's more like it! Heh, heh! (Singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! Heh heh! Big Bird: (spoken) (laughing) Not It, Oscar! Let's get happy again kids! The Kids: Okay! Big Bird: If you're happy and you know it, say I am. The Kids: I am! Oscar the Grouch: If you're grouchy and you know it, say you're not! The Kids: I'm not! Big Bird: If you're happy and you know it, And you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, Say I am. The Kids: I am! Oscar the Grouch: If you're grouchy and you know it, And you really want to show it, If you're grouchy and you know it, Just say yuck. The Kids: Yuck! Big Bird: If you're happy, you should show it. Oscar the Grouch: If you're grouchy, let me know it! Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch: The Kids: Huh? Big Bird: Say I am! The Kids: I am! Oscar the Grouch: Say yuck! The Kids: Yuck! Big Bird: Say I am! The Kids: I am! Oscar the Grouch: Say yuck! The Kids: Yuck! Big Bird: Say I am! Oscar the Grouch: Yuck! Big Bird: Say I am! Oscar the Grouch: Yuck! Big Bird: (spoken) Yuck? Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) I am! Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Three little unexpected children simultaneously The Doctor brought us and you can see There will be three forever ending E I O You wouldn't know how agonizing Being triplets can be Each one is individually the victom Of that clinical day E I O Every summer we go away to Baden, Baden, Baden Every winter we come back home to Wah - wah - wah - wah - wah - wah We do everything alike We look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike And what is more we hate each other very much We hate our folks, we're sick of jokes And what an art it is to tell us apart If one of us gets the measels The other one gets the measels Then all of us gets the measels and mumps and flu Now and then we have a fight, a little fight We throw our food and pull our hair And scratch each other and bite Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenwasser Of the day she went to Sloan's and had her Silly Willy Mrs. Hossenkupel loves to talk to Mrs. Elderspritzel Of her major operation when she had her twins But when Mother comes along she silences the others She accomplished something that is very rare in Mothers For example just to prove that she was more than ample She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were Measuring a giant Dr. Heimedanner almost lost his bedside manner On the day that he first looked upon us three We do everything alike We look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike And what is more we hate each other very much We hate our folks, we're sick of jokes And what an art it is to tell us apart We eat the same kind of vittles We drink from the same kind of bottles We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair, high chair Mamma says tha we're a bore And what is more she didn't want to have us and And we didn't want to have her No more