Big Fish - Sam Webster & Nick Nausbaum

I shook your hand I may have smiled I was just tryin' to be nice But you forced your way into my life And now it's years from then And you're still hangin' around With no respect for personal space You're always right there in my face Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that I've finally decided I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Now here you come again Makin' yourself at home But no one even likes you Can't you get that through your skull Don't you see the dirty looks Don't you notice I don't keep in touch You're pushy You're pushy You're pushy And I've been pushed around too much I guess you're too crazy to see The nuisance that you are But you have reached the end of my toleration And now it's finally time for a confrontation I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that we have finally decided (I gotta tell you) You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing that it went so far! Punisher You're a punisher! Punisher

Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe A little thing like you was born in '73" Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke" I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know" But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat Now I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh They're ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife Yeah, I was never his type 'Cause I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa-oh How to wash off permanent marker Whoa, whoa-oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa-oh 'Cause I got X's on my hands (on my hands) While my ex is on my mind (on my mind) I'll do anything I can (anything I can) Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh How to wash off permanent marker Whoa, whoa-oh Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight