Big Daddy - L.A.X

Ahh yeah We gon' pump this up one time As we set it off a little like this, kick it! Pump it up now (it's a Big Daddy thing) As we send this out to New York City Can't forget the posse down in Philly Also in Detroit (it's a Big Daddy thing) Chicago, Atlanta GA Sendin this out to Miami (it's a Big Daddy thing) Tampa, can't forget Virginia and North Carolina L.A. and Oakland (it's a Big Daddy thing) And the rest of the world as we go a little somethin like this (It's a Big Daddy thing) Let it rain let it rain to be put it pain With nothin to gain under the wrath of Kane Cause you can't maintain, I drained every brain To leave a stain plain to remain in my lane Or path or road, until the next one be sewed That the B-I-G, D-A-double-D-Y explode Just like a bomb in Vietnam, so hit the alarm Or be funky like a underarm And allow, me to show how, the microphone should flow Now, competition bow, to me like a Buddha The teacher, the tutor They come a dime a dozen but the Kane look cuter And I ain't about that slouchin or crabbin So save it -- cause that's one thing I ain't havin Because the purpose I serve is to please ya Rhymes will ease ya, like Milk of Magnesia So bust a pimp without a limp And I crush any wimp that would try to attempt to umm Get loose I put a boost and used to chill The comp to Kane, I picked Beetlejuice "Big Daddy thing" I'm just that ruthless, to leave ya toothless Cause you're useless, makin up excuses excuses So never touch tap tangle or tamper A fearless fly foe'll get slapped with a Pamper Cause I can dig in your face like root canal But I'ma chill, won't even dispute you now Actin wild just ain't my style Cause only the live will be movin the crowd but see Quiet as kept, not like a starter you But I can roast an MC like a barbecue In the Dead Zone, you shouldn't have left home Steppin to the man, now get the head flown I bring the terror, horror, there's no tomorrow Child you shouldn't even bother To press up, and get broken like a Lee nail So let me school ya plus scoop your female Just like a jiggalo but I'm much bigger though I'm like a hitman, pullin the trigger slow And smooth to the groove with lyrics that sooth And improve with every move, that's why you've Been enhanced by the mentally divine So play football, and let's go the nine Shorts I take none, cause I ain't the one In eighty-nine there's damage bein done And for you to diss me, will be very risky Cause I make this be, as strong as whiskey To break and make my foes dispose in force So y'all can see how me the Kane will just reign Superior, cause I ain't even hearin ya Save the yang, cause it's a Big Daddy thang "Big Daddy thing" (4X, then cut and scratched to end) And this one here goes out to my man Mad Money Murph Can't forget Big Sha, Big Therm And also I got to say whassup to my man Horace Got Nice and Smooth in the place to be Mack Daddy Nick, know what I'm sayin? Can't forget my man Ant Live And of course the one and only Prince Paul, peace!

Back to Hev, back to the Big Daddy We be gettin' down for real Y'all ready, tell me who be that, Heav' Biggie Girls say he cutie, absolutely jiggy I be that big fella in the summer sportin' linen Bacardi and lemon, party with de women Big Dada, papi grande 6-double-oh pusher, where yo' Honda My belly stay jigglin', keepin' yo' backside wigglin' Who bigger in, dis dan me? Nobody, Heav' Dadi, down to rock the party I be sendin' chills through yo' body And y'all ain't seen nuttin' quite like me I be gettin' down on the M-I-C Only dimepiece you gon' catch me wit' Big belly, can you handle it? Heav' Diggy, niggy, be jiggy Baby you ready, for Big Daddy? However do you want it? However do you need it? How-however do you want it? However do you need it? However do you want it? However do you need it? How-ever do you want it? However do you need it? I push Ranges and 6's While you gettin' chump change in the business, dames look delicious Buddies that I hung with changed, look suspicious What is it? Must be the fame and the digits Big kid from Mount V', in the top ten you count me Rhymin' off of tracks that's bouncy Ladies hound me, one of the young and old folks Thanks to the banks that hold my gross notes Heavy, make the crowd wiggle like spaghetti Waterbed, baby are you ready Spend it, be been big since the beginnin' Stay winnin', grinnin', Heav' chillin' Check it out, who got the hottest record out? Heav' Water, you can't hang, yo' bread short 'Til den, I'll be in Beverly Hills chillin' Ladies love me, Big Daddy, one in a million However do you want it? However do you need it? How-however do you want it? However do you need it? However do you want it? However do you need it? How-ever do you want it? However do you need it? Yo all the ladies wanna know is where Gruff at? They love that, smooth Harlem World thug cat Got a man but I'm the one they blush at Rush at, in the Vigor plush Ac' Me and Heav' Diggy stay fly, dress jiggy Got bad girls who online sex with me Bone crusher, best believe I'm gon' lust her Hot mama you can catch a fever when you touch her Hey yo Gruff them cats don't know how we be really gettin' down Water to Uptown, pass it around, holdin' it down All across the world they be blowin' our sound I'm a legend, reppin' on your Hot 9-7 Jigalo, all the dimes swearin' Gold front smile and plus I shine with baguettes an' Have things cats couldn't rhyme in my session Baby you ain't ready, when it come to Gruff he Big Daddy However do you want it? However do you need it? How-however do you want it? However do you need it? However do you want it? However do you need it? How-ever do you want it? However do you need it? Big daddy

[Big Daddy Kane] Mmm. ohh yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah Allow me to introduce myself As the Big Daddy Kane A smooth lover from around the way That's bound to drive any bitch insane [Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)] Well Dolemite is my name And rappin and tappin is my game [Kane] Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite The shit you talkin years ago, I could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me [Dolemite] Listen. when it comes down to rappin I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim In the rappin game Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin down Broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass? I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass" So I pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The hoe took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout That, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!" [Kane] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill And I kicked Jack's ass and took his hoe Jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back And made people say FUCK McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac [Dolemite] Why you long lanky motherfucker You ain't nothin but a sucker! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail [Kane] Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker Let me tell you somethin I'm the one that put the M in mackin Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin a full time job So bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax [Dolemite] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard Rat soup eatin motherfucker! It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game I was callin whores jives ass bitches And pimps - sucker ass lame KANE, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR And get out and do the runnin man while you up there Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu And the Crabs around yo' ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo! [Kane] Aww fuckit I give up