Football, alcohol, power tools, bird dogs
Gentlemen start your engines
Pool tables, honky tonks, blackjack, Haggard songs
Seventh game extra innin's
That's the best things that's happened to men since women, yeah

You got your four wheelers, pick up trucks, camouflage, hunting bucks
Guns, knives, hunting and fishing
Spark plugs, oil grease, horse power, more speed
Big blocks and transmissions
That's the best things that's happened to men since women, yeah

Yeah, you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen and all I've done
Ain't no such thing as having more fun than with you
So here's to you

Yeah, you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen and all I've done
Sometimes we can't get no lovin' from you
So whatcha gotta do?

Beer pong, eighteen holes, box boats, super bowls
Grilling out steaks and chicken
Loud guitars, throwin' darts, hanging 'round playin' cards
Goin' all in and winnin'
That's the best things that's happened to men since women, yeah

Yeah, you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen and all I've done
Ain't no such thing as having more fun than with you
So here's to you, yeah, yeah, yeah girls here's to you