Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh, Bennie she's really keen She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight Our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong

Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets (shh) Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh, Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, Oh B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong Oh Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Oh, they're so weird and they're wonderful Oh, Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, Oh B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Oh Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh, Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, Oh B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets, Jets, Jets, Oh Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets, jets, Oh Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets, jets, Oh Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets, Jets, jets, Ohwoah, Jets, Jets Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie And the jets, Oh Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets, Jets, Jets Bennie and the Jets, Ohwoah Bennie, Bennie, And the Jets, Jets, Jets B-B-Bennie and the Jets (shh)

She's got electric boots A mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets B-B-B-Bennie, B-B-B-Bennie Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie Have you seen them yet? But they're so spaced out B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots A mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine (yeah) B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Let me get it now, Momma I made it True story, I have upgraded Everbody back then used to hate it Now they all appreciate it I might sound out of my mind Matter of fact out of line But I been runnin' and gunnin', Gettin' it for myself in due time I'm finna take it to the line, I'm in the beginning of the prime Tony Montana the world's mine Yeah, it's finally 'bout time Went from Section eight to better times Serving food to writin' rhymes For Elton John, the greatest of all-time Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive Let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots A mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets (yeah yeah) B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie and the Jets Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets Ohh, Bennie and the Jets

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady Seamstress for the band Pretty-eyed, a pirate smile You'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my hand But, oh, how it feels so real Lying here with no one near And only you, and you can hear me When I say softly, slowly Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You've had a busy day today Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You've had a busy day today Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back, she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad Piano man, he makes his stand In the auditorium Looking on, she sings the songs The words she knows, the tune she hums Oh, how it feels so real Lying here with no one near And only you, and you can hear me When I say softly, slowly Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today

Oh, pity me I'm so alone and so blue My friends have all gone away Their friendliness too It was I on my own With no need to belong And I wanted to die That's when you came along And thank you for all of your loving Thank you for all of your tears Thank you for all of your kindness Thank you for being here What a difference it made My life has started again And if you go away It just won't be the same It's hard to say what I feel When I'm by your side You're there when I'm worried All my troubles, in you I confide And thank you for all of your loving Thank you for all of your tears Thank you for all of your kindness Thank you for being here Oh, pity me I'm so alone and so blue My friends have all gone away Their friendliness too It was I on my own With no need to belong And I wanted to die That's when you came along And thank you for all of your loving Thank you for all of your tears Thank you for all of your kindness Thank you for being here

What do I gotta do to make you love me? What do I gotta do to make you care? What do I do when lightning strikes me? And I hate to find that you're not there What do I do to make you want me? What do I gotta do to be heard? What do I say when it's all over? And sorry seems to be the hardest word It's sad (so sad), so sad It's a sad, sad situation And it's gettin' more and more absurd It's sad (so sad), so sad Why can't we talk it over? Oh, it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word Some dessert, sir? Yeah, um, two chocolate puddings An apple pie and a raspberry fool, please Any ice cream? Uh, yeah, all of 'em Excellent choice