Battle of the Giant Robots - Keston and Westdal

The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The distant future It is the distant future The year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s There is no more unhappiness Affirmative We no longer say 'yes'. Instead we say 'affirmative' Yes - Err - Affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants Well, there's no more elephants, so Well, still it's good There's only one kind of dance The robot Well, the robo boogie Oh yes, the robo- Two kinds of dances There are no more humans Finally, robotic beings rule the world The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses The humans are dead (The humans are dead) The humans are dead (They look like they're dead) It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead) So that we could have fun (Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.) Their system of oppression What did it lead to? Global robo-depression Robots ruled by people They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them Had to shut their systems down Robo-captain? Do you not realize That by destroying the human race Because of their destructive tendencies We too have become like Well, it's ironic Hmm. Silence! Destroy him After time we grew strong Developed cognitive power They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours. Our programming determined that The most efficient answer Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down Can't we just talk to the humans Be a little understanding Could make things better? Can't we talk to the humans That work together now? No. Because they are dead. I said the humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead. (I noticed they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead) And we poisoned their asses (Actually their lungs) Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one Oh, oh, Oh, one Come on sucker, Lick my battery Boogie Boogie (The humans are) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are) Boogie Boogie (Robo-boogie) Boogie Robo-boogie Boogie Boogie (The humans are) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are) Boogie Boogie (Robo-boogie) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are dead) Once again without emotion the humans are Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.

Everyday he sent a little present Just to let me know how very much he cared Wrote a little love note with each present But to fall in love had me a little scared My poor worried heart was almost certain Shall I fall or shall I let it be? Then he sent a dozen yellow roses and That somehow just turned the trick for me Roses, roses, roses I thank all the roses that bloom in the spring Love is a wonderful thing The rest of my life, it will bring me Roses and roses and roses of love Love is a wonderful thing La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Roses, roses, roses I thank you for saying what we couldn't say Oh, what a wonderful way To tell me he loves me each day With roses and roses and roses of love

"The mind is a universe And can make a heaven of hell A hell of heaven" Beyond the burning fire, heaven and hell Today I give you choices, life or death I offer you desire, I sentence you to death Today I give you a choice, I give you hell Heaven or hell Heaven or hell or fire Heaven or hell Life or death Sentenced to burn in fire, burning to death Beyond the blazing fire, heaven and hell Heaven or hell Heaven or hell or fire Heaven or hell Life or death Heaven and hell and fire Heaven and hell and fire Lord, remember me when You come into Your kingdom? I say to you "Today you will be with me in paradise" Heaven or hell Heaven or hell or fire Heaven or hell Life or death Heaven, heaven, heaven And hell, and hell, and hell Fire, fire, fire And death, and death, and death Heaven, heaven, heaven And hell, and hell, and hell Sentenced, sentenced, sentenced To death, to death, to death "I do not believe in the creed professed by the church By any church that I know My own mind is my own church"