Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Than they're eating every apple in your apple tree
They don't care about nada
Not zilch
No nothing
'Cept bringing about an orchard's destruction

Now wait just a minute
There's another side to this
And if I did not defend them
Then I would be remiss
These bats are mommas and papas too
They care for their young just like we ponies do

Oh give me a break, you're being too kind
These creatures have a one track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant, but do they ever think what others may want?
No, they don't
And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act

That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide

You see one coming you better run and hide!

They're big
And ugly
And mean as sin
Will you look at the state my trees are in

They help your trees
They'll grow stronger faster

They've turned my life, to a total disaster

Well I for one, don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out

I second that, they've got to go
These bats they've got to hit the road

It comes down, to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line it's time to fight them back

Stop the bats
Stop the bats
Make them go and not come back

Stop the bats
Stop the bats
Make them go and not come back

Stop the bats
Stop the bats
Make them go and not come back

Yes it comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line it's time that we attack