Barrel Racer Land - song lyrics
Sir, we're here to help these ladies cast their horses
Now, my bet is, they've gone half wild up there in them aspens
With wire marks over every inch of their hides
How right you are
Makes you really wonder
If you should've given in so easy when they whined and whined
For another appaloosa, high-priced barrel racer
Yes sir, they've probably reverted to bucking stock by this time
She pulls a 50-footer just to haul one horse
Won a hundred dollars all profit of course
Daddy buys the feed and her boyfriend owns the truck
All she's gotta do is ride her horse and
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Got a roper for his money buys her lots a shit
Got a rougly on the side when she wants some good dick
An appaloosa pony chasing first placed prize
Probly ain't the worst she's had between her thighs
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Got a kippys belt and five colored hair
Fur on her boots and none down there
Took out a couple panels when she finally broke
Her horse is fuckin' crazy got 'em tripping on coke
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Got a pleather saddle and a couple a bits
No inhibitions and a set of fake tits
Pounding down the liquor for the rodeos end
Lost her front teeth fighting with her best friend
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Woulda, coulda, shoulda, but she knocked down the third
Ground was too deep, and her horse saw a bird
Music's too loud and the lights were too bright
She'd a had the buckle if things had went right
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Well, it's not an easy life on the barrel racing road
Every now and then she takes a big load
Says you gotta turn and burn if you wanna be fast
She turn rich men into poor men got rug burn on her ass
It's another great day to be looking that good
In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
It's another great day in barrel racer land
Every day is a great day in barrel racer land
