Barb's Lament - Tessa Netting

بأبي، بأبي بأبي مَن ذُبتُ فِيهِ كَمَداً بأبي بأبي مَنْ مُتُّ مِنهُ فَرَقا بأبي حمرة ُ الخجلة ِ في وجنتهِ وضحُ الصُّبحِ يناغي الشَّفقا، الشَّفقا بأبي غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا من لبثِّي، من لوجدي، من لوجدي دلَّني من لحزني، من لحزني من لصبٍّ عشقا كلما ضنتُ تباريحَ الهوى فَضَحَ الدّمعُ الجَوَى والأرَقَا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا غادروني بالأثيلِ والنَّقَّا فإذا قلتُ: هبوا لي نظرة ً! قِيلَ ما تُمنَعُ إلاّ شَفَقا بأبي، بأبي بأبي

Please, do try and pay attention, Mega I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation To do the deed, I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation I'll guide you through Hey, what's this do? I need a vacation First on the list there's a clever twist On a watch, but made greater With a flick of the wrist, you get the gist This watch becomes a laser And look, my dear, with this pen here See anything out of place? No Well, press this here and pull this here It sprays acid in your face! Cool! Careful, Mega And I think you could use this pair of shoes They just might save your life Just click your heels and you'll reveal Ah! A knife! And what you need-o, to succeed-o Is this new tuxedo. No It's waterproof, it's fireproof And even improves libido Really? No! I do what I do So you can do what you do And while you're saving the world Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh Oh, you think I'm crazy But based on what I see You must pay attention, attention To me Next we have a product that demands all of your focus This stick of gum when chewed becomes a dangerous explosive Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor I'm off it. Here we have a simple thing How do you work this part? Squeeze the ring, release the spring Pew! Poison dart This hearing aid What did you say? With this you will hear better Just listen and you'll know it when What? I'm paying attention Yes! It's a lie detector We do what we do So you can do what you do And while you're saving the world Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh We won't make a big fuss But you know you need us So please pay attention, attention To us Go on, then, Mega! Choose something What's that cane? It's, actually, a gun And that umbrella? As a matter of fact, a gun Candle stick? It's a gun Coffee cup! It's a gun! Apple! Gun! Paper clip! Gun! Razor and shaving cream I know what that is, it's a gun! No, Daniel Boone That's to shave that awful beard You look homeless Hey, this is a great beard! Right? We do what we do So you can do what you do And while you're saving the world Saving the world Saving the world Who do you think will be shaving you? While you're saving the world We'll be saving you Please pay attention, attention We'll be saving you!

Say the star will show the way On my back just gold and pain And you don't know how you might feel Please tell me lord how you might feel And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You say you'll bring my soul to rest In all my insignificance So tell me lord how you might feel Oh save me lord we live in fear And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen song oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen song oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh And the wisemen sing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh