Baddest Bitch Alive (feat. Zoe Roe) - Todrick Hall

I could take the pitchfork from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'd grab a crocodile by his tail Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail Make the meanest woman break down and cry I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I take no mess, and I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times, and you knock on wood Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives I drink honey straight from the beehive Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't ṗlan to die When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye I bust off in the face of the witch of the East Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die I'm the baddest man alive I take no mess, and I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive

Sheesh Back at the ocean again, right? Square one Waterfront, where it always starts Pull up like Italian mobsters Awkward, looked like I did things that I wouldn't honor Take a minute out the day, take a second for karma I'm alarmed by the critics saying I wasn't stronger Fuck 'em Only if they knew, I was really the strongest Seen a block nigga rise from the second he launched it—that was me I consider me a blessin' from God I took the pain when they seen I was a gift from the sky I'm realest alive Nominations, they don't even ask me Man, I rap for the love and my life is the Grammy Drake said he ain't cry when 2Pac died I bet a dub he ain't say that shit if 'Pac was alive I ain't hatin' on the nigga, I'm just speaking my mind I made 900 songs and they easy to find And I freestyled all of them, eat these rappers You can check my background—I make classics Nigga, realest alive Thinkin' based then you thinkin' business Rap niggas go to hell and I'll dig your ditches Glock 9, line 'em up, give 'em motion sickness Treat victims like a blunt and I gut the Swishers And despite how I look and I seem to dress You can't deny the big fact—that I rap the best Because my shit is all fact, beatin' half the rest Man, I came from the turf, that's half the stress Realest alive