Got the boat on the water And the sun's getting hotter by the minute A bunch of nothin' planned And a cooler full of cold cans in it If the fish don't bite It'll be alright 'cause Life is good and right now it's only getting better And if I had my way, I'd be buzzin' out here forever All my 12 oz. buddies are about to disappear It's a good day to be me It's a bad day to be a beer I don't blame this brewski For sweatin' like it's guilty of something Laying in the ice, it had to know it's time was coming Call it destiny Think I'll raise one up for me 'cause Life is good, and right now it's only getting better And if I had my way, I'd be buzzin' out here forever All my 12 oz. buddies are about to disappear It's a good day to be me It's a bad day to be a beer I'm sorry I don't know how to thank ya I love ya, but someone's gotta drink ya Aw, play that tune loud And all my 12 oz. buddies are about to disappear It's a good day to be me, it's a bad day A good day to be me, it's a bad day A good day to be me It's a bad day to be a beer

Don't forget that this is a choice Pick your poison Live with remorse Don't forget that this is a choice Pick your poison Live with remorse I could burn a hole with my eyes that cuts straight through the skin No more love, no more resolution It's getting harder bearing the darkness within I gotta let it out I'm gonna let it... I can feel your bad vibrations All around me All consuming Corrupting all that I am This pain is a sickness looming over me, and I can't escape it Casting shadows that continue to shape who I am on any given day It's like a fog surrounds me applying pressure within Weighing me down, seeing in double vision It hits so hard I stu- stu- stutter my speech Ya go kinda cold inside Dancing on thin ice I can feel your bad vibrations All around me All consuming Corrupting all that I am This pain is a sickness looming over me, and I can't escape it Casting shadows that continue to shape who I am on any given day This pain is a sickness looming over me, and I can't escape it Casting shadows that continue to shape who I am on any given day Toxic Toxic Toxic Toxic This darkness, this darkness Leaves me empty like I am the heartless Toxic Toxic within

I got rice cooking in the microwave Got a three-day beard I don't plan to shave It's a goofy thing but I just gotta say "Hey, I'm doing alright" I think I'll make me some homemade soup Feelin' pretty good and that's the truth, yeah It's neither drink or drug induced No, I'm just doin' alright And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes There's hard times in the neighborhood But why can't every day be just this good? It's been 15 years since I left home And said good luck to every seed I'd sown Gave it my best and then I left it alone Oh, I hope they're doin' alright Look in the mirror and what do I see? A lone wolf there starin' back at me, yeah Long in the tooth but harmless as can be Lord, I hope he's doin' alright And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes There's hard times in the neighborhood But why can't every day be just this good? Sometimes it's lonely Sometimes it's only me And the shadows that fill this room Sometimes I'm fallin' Desperately callin' Howlin' at the moon, ah-ooh Woo Might go get me a new tattoo Take my old Jeep for a three-day cruise Might even grow me a Fu Manchu And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes There's hard times in the neighborhood Why can't every day be just this good? It's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes There's hard times in the neighborhood But why can't every day be just this good? Ah-ooh Ah-ooh, yeah Hey Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah

Hey, you Yeah, you Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not Puts me down, fool me around Why she do it to me? Out for satisfaction, any piece of action That ain't the way it should be She is alone, knows I'm the man She's gotta see Pours my beer, licks my ear Brings out the devil in me Hell ain't a bad place to be Spend my money, drinks my booze Stays out every night But I got to thinkin', hey, just a minute Somethin' ain't right All this disillusions and confusion Make me wanna cry Oh, the shame you, playin' your games Tellin' me those lies Don't mind her playin' demon Long as it's with me If this is hell then you could say It's heavenly Hell ain't a bad place to be Late in the night turns down the light Closes up on me Opens my heart, tears me apart Brings out the devil in me Hell ain't a bad place to be I said hell ain't a bad place to be Hell ain't a bad place to be, wait a minute Hell ain't a bad place to be

Baby girl, you are too proud I know you get around when it's all quiet Too fine to be just mine I know you make waves in this whole town You are sneaky Freaky You don't do much, you're so picky I'm only here for a good time, yeah I'll be nice, baby, arch back I know how you get when it goes down I never want you to talk back It's only when you moan that you drop facts Easy (easy) Just don't ever waste my time I'm too grown to waste your time Since you got it going, I'll be your relief Ecstasy You won't need nobody Your hands on me, yeah, yeah, yeah Baby girl, you are too proud I know you get around when it's all quiet (it's all quiet) Too fine to be just mine (too fine) I know you make waves in this whole town (whole town) You are sneaky (sneaky) Freaky (freaky) You don't do much, you're so picky I'm only here for a good time, yeah Oh, oh Honestly I want you here Baby, let me pull you closer You might be needing some pushin' this way Oh, I see you and I'm feelin you I know I'll be needin' you But I keep acting like I don't see you Baby, can't you see That I really got my eyes on you? On you Take your time, no rushin' Baby girl, you are too proud I know you get around when it's all quiet (it's all quiet) Too fine to be just mine I know you make waves in this whole town (whole town) You are sneaky (sneaky) Freaky (freaky) You don't do much, you're so picky I'm only here for a good time Now I'm gonna have a good time, good time I'ma have a very good time, good time I'ma have a good time, one time One time, one time (hey y'all white winnings) Now I just wanna have a good time, one time Ain't never had a good time, good time Only wanna have a good time, one time One time, yeah, yeah, yeah

Party girls don't get hurt Can't feel anything, when will I learn? I push it down, I push it down I'm the one "for a good time call" Phone's blowin' up, ringin' my doorbell I feel the love, I feel the love 1, 2, 3, - 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3 - 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3 - 1, 2, 3, drink Throw 'em back, till I lose count I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, the chandelier I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist Sun's up, I'm a mess Gotta get out now, gotta run from this Here comes the shame, here comes the shame 1, 2, 3 -1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3 - 1, 2, 3, drink 1, 2, 3 -1, 2, 3, drink Throw 'em back till I lose count I, I wanna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist I'm gonna fly like a bird from the night, feel my tears as they dry I wanna swing from the chandelier, the chandelier But I'm holding on for dear life Won't look down, won't open my eyes I keep my glass full until morning light 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight Help me, I'm holding on for dear life Won't look down, won't open my eyes I keep my glass full until morning light 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight, on for tonight Yes, I'm just holding on for tonight Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight, on for tonight

This has got to die I said this has got to stop This has got to lie down With someone else on top You can keep me pinned 'Cause it's easier to tease But you can't paint an elephant Quite as good as she And she may cry like a baby And she may drive me crazy 'Cause I, I am lately lonely So why'd you have to lie? I take it I'm your crutch The pillow in your pillow case Is easier to touch And when you think you've sinned Do you fall upon your knees? Or do you sit within your picture? Do you still forget the breeze? And she may rise, if I sing you down And she may wisely cling to the ground 'Cause I am lately horny So why would she take me horny? What's the point of this song? Or even singing? You've already gone, why am I clinging? Well I could throw her out, and I could live without And I could do it all for you I could be true Tell me if you want me to lie 'Cause this has got to die I said this has got to stop This has got to lie down, down With someone else on top You can both keep me pinned 'Cause it's easier to tease But you can't make me happy Quite as good as me Well you know that's a lie