Bad Bitty - J.P.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na She's a itty bitty spider With a itty bitty lighter And a straitjacket 'round her waist When she gets to bite you Better run you better hide Better pull out You're not worth the chase Yeah, she might be pretty But I promise it gets scary When she wants you dirty And she finds out where you live Creepin' in the shadows Eatin' poison apples She's nothing like you ever seen Her mood goes up and down And round and round and Ain't no tellin' what she might do next 'Cause she's a itty bitty spider With a itty bitty lighter And she might Just Come For You should always sleep with one eye open You better keep in mind To always look over your shoulder 'Cause when you think you're safe Just stay awake She's movin' closer 'Cause she's a itty bitty spider With a itty bitty lighter And she might Just Come For You You She's a snake Crawlin' creepin' on the floor If you give her time of day Baby that's your first mistake She will swallow you whole For you know when you're controlled By a sweetheart criminal Never thought that she's a Itty bitty spider With a itty bitty lighter You should always sleep with one eye open You better keep in mind To always look over your shoulder (over your shoulder) 'Cause when you think you're safe Just stay awake She's movin' closer (closer) 'Cause she's a itty bitty spider With a itty bitty lighter And she might Just Come For Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na I wanna come for you

Bitty boppy Betty Bitty boppy Betty Bitty boppy Betty booboo On weekends she's your honey Then comes Monday And that'll be Sir to you Bitty boppy Betty, better known as Billy He's the up and coming local DA A fearless crime fighter, political insider Sure to be Mayor one day But after work on Fridays, off comes his necktie And on come her diamonds and pearls You better get ready, cause now Billy's Betty Everybody's favorite girl The underbelly of the city, that's where you'll find Betty Friday to Sunday night Is she working undercover Or just to find a lover Either way that's alright Bitty boppy Betty, what a bouncing beauty So sophisticated and refined She's a boy who doesn't show it, and though the guys all know it None of them seem to mind When Betty starts a boppin, the joint starts a hoppin' She can twist and dance the whole night through You really can't ignore her, and if you don't adore her There might be something wrong with you On Mondays bright and early, Betty's back to Billy Working hard on behalf of our town Upholding law and order, talking to reporters And keeping us safe and sound If there's a moral to this ditty It's not to judge Betty Billy or anyone 'Cause life's a lot richer with a healthy mixture Not to mention lots more fun Bitty boppy Betty Bitty boppy Betty Bitty boppy Betty booboo On weekends she's your honey Then comes Monday And that'll be Sir to you