Anything Vine Can Do, YouTube Does Better (feat. Thomas Sanders) - Jon Cozart

We can do an album Or we can do a viral Spread it like a STD you got back in high school I can run for president O just run the block I can be a stoner Or shit I just forgot I can be an athlete I can be a New York cabbie I can be your boyfriend in the back seat Pass me a beer or a bottle of gin Shit! I can be your best friend I ain't gonna take no shit from no one I ain't gonna take no lip from no one You ain't gonna try to get me to hold on It's golden now Why would I slow down? I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want It's golden now Why would I slow down? I can be your dad Actually I probably am I can drive a Ferrari Or be fixing the Trans-Am I can write bad checks I can smoke cigarettes I can be valedictorian having no sex I can smell the roses Or watch as it decomposes I can be one of those models shoving coke up their noses I can live in the streets Or I can rot in a mansion I can live off the beats Or I can die from the dancin' I ain't gonna take no shit from no one I ain't gonna take no lip from no one You ain't gonna try to get me to hold on It's golden now Why would I slow down? I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want It's golden now Why would I slow down? (Slow Down) Cause I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want We won't ever stop We won't ever stop Cause I can do anything, anything, I want I ain't gonna take no shit from no one I ain't gonna take no lip from no one You ain't gonna try to get me to hold on It's golden now Why would I slow down? I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want It's golden now Why would I slow down? I ain't gonna take no shit from no one I ain't gonna take no lip from no one You ain't gonna try to get me to hold on It's golden now Why would I slow down? I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want It's golden now Why would I slow down?

Oh darlin' I can see that there's something Gettin' to you inside Well just remember you got nothing to hide 'Cos darlin' I'm just sitting here waiting Waiting till you give me a sign Make it soon and baby you'll make it on time 'Cos if there's anything that you want Just come running to me And if there's anything that you need Just come running to me If there's anything I can do then I'll do it Anything to make you see If there's anything I can do (darling) Just come running to me And darling just keep on believing Never let the feeling go Take it easy you'll do the right thing I know 'Cos darling there's a dream I've been dreaming Telling me that you're on your way We're gonna make it we're gonna make it today 'Cos if there's anything that you want Just come running to me And if there's anything that you need Just come running to me If there's anything I can do then I'll do it Anything to make you see If there's anything I can do (darling) Just come running to me (If there's anything that you want) Come runnin'-runnin' runnin' runnin' (And if there's anything that you need) Come runnin'-runnin' runnin' runnin' If there's anything I can do then I'll do it Anything to make you see If there's anything I can do (darling) Just come running to me -Solo- 'Cos if there's anything that you want Just come running to me And if there's anything that you need Just come running to me Come runnin' come runnin' ooh ooh Don't you hesitate you just come running Run run run come runnin' Just gotta run my way Anytime night-day...

I never loved him, he never reached me He was just someone, someone I knew I think about him on alternate Thursdays When I haven't got anything better to do He's got a problem if he thinks I need him I couldn't care less now that we're through I only sit home and I wait for his phone call When I haven't got anything better to do Wasn't I awfully smart not to fall and break my heart He never meant a thing to me, he's gone I'm glad, I'm free And when he kissed me, no no he never moved me Nothing fantastic, thrilling or new So if I'm crying, I'm only crying Cause I haven't got anything better No I haven't got anything better I haven't got anything better to do... without you I never loved him, no he never moved me Nothing fantastic...

Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose... Anything goes! Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not! Yes, I am, yes, I am! The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I... In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Yes! (No!) I! (You!) Can! (Can't!) Anything goes!

I guess you think I'm not as good as you, don't you? I guess you think that you just know better, don't you? Like everything you do is way cooler, oh yeah Well, just watch me go You act like I should be so damn grateful for you As if I'm only here because of you, oh yeah Can't you see that I'm the queen, not the joker? And you're the joke You screw it up then blame me And treat me like a baby Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Anything you can do, I can do better Anywhere you can go, I can go further You think you're bigger, you think you're clever But anything you can do, I can do better Everything that you do, I gotta work harder Everywhere don't you say I gotta shout louder You're the problem, not my gender Anything you can do, I can do better I never get to really say what's in my head You always got something to say to me (Don't care) You keep on talking but the only thing I hear is la-la-la You screw it up then blame me And treat me like a baby Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Anything you can do, I can do better Anywhere you can go, I can go further You think you're bigger, you think you're clever But anything you can do, I can do better Everything that you do, I gotta work harder Everywhere don't you say I gotta shout louder You're the problem, not my gender Anything you can do, I can do better Better, better (Better) Better, better (Better) Better, better (Better) Anything you can do, I can do better Wish that I didn't have to sound this bitter But I deserve gold, then I still get silver You clearly don't really have a clue How many times will I have to prove Yeah, I can do anything better than you? (Hey) Anything you can do, I can do better Anywhere you can go, I can go further You think you're bigger, you think you're clever But anything you can do, I can do better Everything that you do, I gotta work harder Everywhere don't you say I gotta shout louder You're the problem, not my gender Anything you can do, I can do better

Would you like to live in Houston Where the cowboys come to town Or maybe Pensacola Where the sun shines all year 'round Or even New York City Where the city never sleeps I'm offering you the option Before you get in too deep If you can anything else, Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here There's work up in Seattle If you don't mind the rain San Diego to Savannah They'd all be glad you came But life with me would always be A roller coaster ride You won't hurt my feelings Whatever you decide If you can anything else, Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here This place might look real good right now But lookin' good don't last But if you choose it, anyhow I'll give you all I have If you can anything else Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, be good to yourself Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, be good to yourself Baby, you can you stay right here