Here comes Dick He's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane You know she's sporting a chain Same hair revolution Same build evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know Love each other so Androgynous Well now don't get him wrong And don't get him mad He might be a father But he sure ain't a dad And she don't need Advice that they send to her She's happy with the way she looks She's happy with her gender And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know Love each other so Androgynous Hey, mirror image, see no damage See no evil at all Cupie dolls and urine stalls Will be laughed at the way You're laughed at now Now something meets boy And something meets girl They both are the same They're overjoyed in this world Same hair revolution, unisex, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants Tomorrow Jane's wearing a dress Future outcasts and a they don't last Now today the people dress the way that they please The way they tried to do in the last centuries And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know Love each other so Androgynous Androgynous Hey, don't you get it Well, androgynous Androgynous

Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane, you know she's sporting a chain Same hair, revolution, same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so Androgynous Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad And she don't need advice that'll center her She's happy with the way she looks, she's happy with her gender And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so Androgynous Mirror image, see no damage See no evil at all Kewpie dolls and urine stalls Will be laughed at the way you're laughed at now Now, something meets boy, and something meets girl They both look the same they're overjoyed in this world Same hair, revolution, unisex, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss? And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants, tomorrow Janie's wearing a dress Future outcasts and they don't last And today, the people dress the way that they please The way they tried to do in the last centuries And they love each other so Androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so Androgynous

Woe baby you're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag (Nag) You're always tellin' me what to do (Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you (You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave (Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast (Nag) The way you're naggin' never gonna stop (Nag) You always seem to be a blowin' your top (You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind (Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine Would you go do this, go do that Wash up all the dishes And don't you talk back When I met you you were oh so sweet Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag Hey you, get out of here When I met you you were oh so sweet Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag I hate you, get out of here

I had it made, I never strayed From a course that somebody else laid I clenched my fists, I never miss One nite (one nite) you find that ya can't turn back So it's goodbye to the past Here it comes, here it comes feel it comin' Backlash backlash backlash Oh yea, it's too bad now it's a backlash Your time ain't long you don't belong Maybe so but you hope that they're wrong Thin skin gets thick it happens quick Like a baby turn her very first trick Hold tight (hold tight) hold tight for the ride of your life And the lovers go by so fast Here it comes, here it comes feel it comin' Backlash backlash backlash Used to love me used to care (do you care?) used to want me Here it comes, here it comes I guess that's fair Now, do you love me, do you care, do you want me One nite (one nite) we find we're outta, outta time Here it comes, here it comes here it comes a c'mon