Alternative #18 - NerdHead

18, crazy Pulled up in your daddy's car You wanna move in with me Guess we're off to a heavy start Should've seen this coming from a mile away 18, crazy I know what you want from me I know what you want from me So if you wanna piss off your parents Date me to scare them Show them you're all grown up If long hair and tattoos are what attract you Baby, then you're in luck And I know it's just a phase You're not in love with me You wanna piss off your parents, baby Piss off your parents That's alright with me You know I'm broke So you pulled out your daddy's card I drink, I smoke You ate it up from the very start Should've seen this coming from a mile away I'll play your game I know what you want from me I know what you want from me So if you wanna piss off your parents Date me to scare them Show them you're all grown up If long hair and tattoos are what attract you Baby, then you're in luck And I know it's just a phase You're not in love with me You wanna piss off your parents, baby Piss off your parents That's alright with me Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I know what you want from me So if you wanna piss off your parents Date me to scare them Show them you're all grown up If long hair and tattoos are what attract you Baby, then you're in luck And I know it's just a phase You're not in love with me And I know it's just a phase You're not in love with me You wanna piss off your parents, baby Piss off your parents That's alright You wanna piss off your parents, baby Piss off your parents That's alright with me...

Oooh Oooh I wish that I was eighteen To do all the things You read in a magazine I'm not saying I want to be Charlie Sheen She's just a little bit older But I want to get to know her She said it's already over So tell me what else can I do? I bought my fake ID for you She told me to meet her there I can't afford the bus fare I'm not old enough for her I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen (Oooh) I think she wants to get with me But she's got a job in the city Says that she's always too busy She's got a naughty tattoo In a place that I want to get to But my mom still drives me to school So tell me what else can I do? I bought my fake ID for you She told me to meet her there I can't afford the bus fare I'm not old enough for her I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen You got me waiting in a queue For a bar I can't get into I'm not old enough for you I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen In my bedroom thinking of you Her pictures in my private folder I know one day that I will hold her I'll make my move when I get older Make my move when I get older She told me to meet her there I can't afford the bus fare I'm not old enough for her I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen You got me waiting in a queue For a bar I can't get into I'm not old enough for you I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen I'm so sick of waiting 'til I'm eighteen (Ha, ha)

Well, I was hoping I could crash the course you made out of imagination. I feel it, do you feel it? 'Cause I don't want to get by. If pleasure is the ultimate weapon, Then what's to say I'm bad on the pain? Well, passion is like a school in session, You better think of something clever to say. You look desperate by be friending the cool kids, But how long will the popular take? The tension's building up, like a fever, You gotta wonder when the hell it'll break. Well, I was hoping I could crash the course you made out of imagination. I feel it, do you feel it? 'Cause I don't want to get by, this time. It's too early to find out how it works for you, You might as well be showing them plaid. If it's you got stitching out on a hard pursuit, I hope you're planning on having to wait. 'Cause all I want to do is throw a price on you, Count you like a number then continue to do what I must, Do what I must to get paid, to get played. Well, I was hoping I could crash the course you made out of imagination. I feel it, do you feel it? 'Cause I don't want to get by, this time. 'Cause I don't want to get by. It's been lonely here lately when you're on the other side. When you're on the other side. So what's it like to be you, So one of a kind? So what's it like to be you, On the other side? Well, I was hoping I could crash the course you made out of imagination. I feel it, do you feel it? 'Cause I don't want to get by. 'Cause I was broken, till I put you back together from imagination. Hear me, do you hear me? I don't want to get by, this time. It's been lonely here lately, When you're on the other side.