He He He (Knock knock) Oh shit he's here Hi 'Uhh how ya doing? Is this the right place for that furniture ahh' Yeah sure is come on in 'Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh?' Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstry right there 'That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen Whoa you all right there' Excuse me real upholstry 'I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the'...CLUNK Mutherfucka! YOU WANT MY COUCH?! You muthaFUCKA! I need your mutherfucking brain! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COUCH! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN'?! Now come here you BIG FAT MUTHA FUCKA get on the table! I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school School never liked me, cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time ...Well all my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead I made a lot of things cool Like a frog with a turkey neck(gobble gobble gobble) it was the shit, yeah! But I'm still lonely I need a homey So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here(masturbation and moaning sounds) Yeah! You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity 'So this is like where you live?' That's right why you don't like it? 'I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like'- THUD Hehe Shut up BITCH! GIMME YOUR TIPPIE TOES! I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what eighty? They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend, come on! I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hides" Careful! this part's wack(what?) Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack(eh!) Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter my quazar in the low(what?!) Or better yet look out the fucking window(oh) I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on, come on It's the thuggish ruggish Bone OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck! Shit, didn't work You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey 'Hey you call for a wrecka?' Sure did come on in 'I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead' THUD 'Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan or sumthing? What the fuck' THUD What the fuck bro? You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts' (Violent J is in pursuit) THUD Come here! THUD 'I'm gonna fuck you up!' Get back here! 'He's trying to kill me!' THUD It wasn't always easy(hell nah!) let me tell ya But fuck that (err!) cause I ain't no failure(YEAH!) I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute (Fart sound) You hear that? Yeah! It's alive(wooo), I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock N Rye Pour it in the cup Give it to his ass WAIT HOLD UP pause I ain't cleanin' his draws man fuck that! Get him set, get him ready it's all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival(wooo!) Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that (come on come come on come on) lightning bolt to hit Did it work? You make the call! Shaggy? "What up Y'all?!" (Triumphant shouts) I'm Alive, I'm alive! You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity

[Announcer] Lady's n Gentlemen! Welcome to your death! Now let's see where your headed! Turn the crank. And expeirence what's in store for you! Deep with in the mighty RIDDLE BOX! Hahaha... the jokes on you! (x2) [Violent J] Wicked wicked wicked wicked clowns. Hey, I'm Violent J. And i'm here. Well i'm here to kick yo ass! We the wicked juggalo's. We juggle those who live like hoes. And chose the Express route. One way straight down the spiral twist to the RIDDLE BOX! Hahaha... the jokes on you! riddle box. (x4) [Shaggy2dope] Hey! what's up muther fucka! This is Shaggs 2Dope! Congradulating you for opening the box! THE RIDDLE BOX! It looks like you received your prize. The cost! What it cost! Was your ASS! BITCH BOY! Hahahahaha! Hahaha... the jokes on you! riddle box.(x2) [Violent J] Tell me sir what can you do? It looks like the jokes on you.(x2) [Announcer] Come on down! And turn the crank! Let's see where your soul will Spend the rest of eternity! What's it gunna be Mr.? Heaven or hell? The bone is on the bell! Turn the crank and lets find out! Come on down Mr. You dont have anything to be scared of do ya sir? So what's gunna pop out Of the mighty riddle box? Spin the crank and find out. What do ya say? Step right up! Who's first!? Who's brave enough to step into there eternal destiny? Surely someone's confident that there life wasnt totaly evil? [Violent J] STEP RIGHT UP AND SEAL YA FAIT!

"One pussy licking coming up" "What's your name, handsome?" "Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all Naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?" "Do you know what's under my apron?" "Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got I guess." "No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt." My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls Cuz you can see my ball sac hanging out my drawers I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch And when I fuck bitches ask what I'm trying to do My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth You don't believe me, then take a look and then south Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy When you fuck around with the cotton candy Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me My name is J, the kiddies call me jitty pants Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye I can remember the first time I had a taste She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?" I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth" Oh shit, so what was I to do Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control On the way home, I had a new attitude I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude" Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me "Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy." "Sure, Claude, honey." "Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of My thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm." "Yes, ma'am" "That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby." Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me "Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the Hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh Keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude." "Go ahead and suck you bastard. Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"

We ain't underground by accident It's only a select few that can handle this, freak shit Apparition of a poltergeist Blessed with a heart But it's cold as ice, and broken twice Now I walk with an axe Dressed in all jet black with contacts Straight maniac Warlock, Sam Hain of Salem's lot Sand through the hour glass Tickin' of the clock If you don't know by now it's too late We the most serious things on the market since date rape We the dead, we don't explain or feel pain, bezerko Keep it underground and maintain Bitch you better check nuts I'm doin' '66 for six months Ridin' in a decked out hearse with gold spokes Puffin' on a two toke blunt with dead folks And it's like that Axe murderers, we don't die Serial killers, we don't die Freaks of the night, we don't die We get high, we don't die Comin' up outta the ground from the underground tunnel I dug To keep away from the mainstream love I just want somebody to move and get hurt Got your hole dug deep in the dirt Can't work with you bitch motherfuckers makin' love to the rest With a bitch name tatted on your chest Me and motherfuckin' Madrox Hauntin' the joint Bringin' death to the people that don't get the point, we don't die Uhha we unreal just like a seven dollar bill Voice my opinion regardless of how you feel Freak shit, it ain't about being rich It's about juggalos, and runnin' with lunatics As long as y'all rock this we won't quit We do it all for y'all I mean that shit Every one of y'all means everything to me We bleed for y'all that's why we call it family Freaks of the night, we don't die Axe murderers, we don't die We get high, we don't die We try to explain the element of my self-inflicted pain We're not positive and uplifted Fuck you, walk a mile in our shoes Experience hard times, and payin' helly dues Freak shit, what I live, what I breathe Cast out Mutant X like his disease Still they try to ban our sound 'Cause supposedly it be resurrectin' the dead from under hollow ground You in the dead zone, ten points for rust You smellin' cigarette smoke right before your lungs bust You can't trust 'em But I can bust 'em in half, and sit back and laugh at all the shit I did Can you do that? Could you school that? Better yet, I'm the wigged out serial killer type war vet Freak show different than the rest But I love it though, put you to the test Axe murderers, we don't die Serial killers, we don't die Freaks of the night, we don't die We get high, we don't die Axe murderers, we don't die Serial killers, we don't die Freaks of the night, we don't die We get high, we don't die Axe murderers, we don't die Serial killers, we don't die Freaks of the night, we don't die

How good is your love If it doesn't protect me? Keep me safe when I'm scared Cold to the touch Ice water in the veins where the blood's supposed to be Over and over, again and again Ain't it a bitch when the fakes are telling you you're pretend I'm over this, out of that, push me out, take me back I still don't know how to act, I've been a victim of a vicious attack I think I'm breaking down Can somebody forgive me? Both knees on the ground I just hope that they're listening Feel like I'm going outta my mind Not sure how much more I can take Feel like I'm going outta my mind Not sure how much more I can take One thing is for sure I'm in a really bad headspace How good is your love If it doesn't protect me? Keep me safe when I'm scared Cold to the touch Ice water in the veins where the blood's supposed to be Over and over, again and again Ain't it a bitch when the fakes are telling you you're pretend I'm over this, out of that, push me out, take me back I still don't know how to act, I've been a victim of a vicious attack And the culprits are holed up inside of my head with me I think I'm breaking down Can somebody forgive me? Both knees on the ground I just hope that they're listening I think I'm breaking down Can somebody forgive me? Both knees on the ground I just hope that they're listening Feel like I'm going outta my mind Not sure how much more I can take One thing is for sure I'm in a really bad headspace