I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear My friends say she's a dumb blonde but they don't know she dyes her hair She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve She's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black. She's an AIRHEAD. And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs, She's not an intellectual giant... She'd like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods? Quod Erat Demonstrandum, baby. ("Ooh, you speak french!") She's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black. She's an AIRHEAD. And while I'm impressed with the size of that chest, She's not an intellectual giant... Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car - pa! She's losing faith in a world that is out of control So she's gonna nix politics, she's taking up volleyball Volleyball! Why? Cause she's an AIRHEAD. Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" She's an AIRHEAD. Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious. She's an AIRHEAD. And now the time's come for the end of my song Don't get me wrong If she's an airhead, it has to be said It was men made her that way It was us made her that way It was us made her that way! Oh airhead