The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you got the dollar, we got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeah, boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I've got a momma whose a hummer
Just keeping me alive
While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
She's working nine to five
(She knows her place, that woman)

Just you wait
One of these days see me drivin' round town
In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
Shouting out: "Look at me", in my rock 'n' roll voice

No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Do you believe me?
It ain't no fun, no, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Drive a Rolls Royce car
No, it ain't no fun, and you know it, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, i ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire

My million dollar scream
But it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), that's what I said
Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch

Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
You better believe me
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire

Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)

Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire

Hey, hello Howard, how you doin', my next door neighbour?
Oh, yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport

Ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
Oh, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
It ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)

Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun (waiting 'round to be a millionaire) no it ain't no fun
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire