Agony II - Lisa O'Hare, Lauren Worsham, Price Waldman, Eddie Korbich & Jeff Kready

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SIBELLA (to DETECTIVE) That horrible woman! That contemptable girl! (Spoken) Countess Navarro? Oh, make no mistake She's a venomous snake And she poisoned the Earl! And Mister Navarro Was a pawn in her plan I have come here to save him He's an innocent man! (Spoken) Do you know what you're saying, Mrs. Holland? SIBELLA & PHOEBE: He's an innocent man! PHOEBE (to MAGISTRATE): That horrible woman! (Spoken) Mrs. Holland? Do not utter her name! You must tell the court How she poisoned the port And diverted the blame! Go and bring her to justice Just as fast as you can! As I've told you, my husband Is an innocent man! She seemed tense and alert- From hor d'oeuvres to dessert- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: Yet she flirt- -Ed and batted her eyes At the men. Then she rose from her seat- Then she reached for a sweet- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: Every gesture was planned. Then- Thinking no one could see- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: No one saw her but me- In a blink- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: She put drops in his drink. That's a quote- From a letter she wrote- In her very own hand! In her very own hand! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: That horrible woman! That miserable minx! That libidinous jinx! Every word is a lie! She's unspeakably sly! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: And I hear that she drinks! Surely Mister Navarro- And so Monty, of course- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: Was a pawn in her plan! He would not hurt a fly! He could not hurt a flea! You cannot let him die! You must set the man free! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: For Montague D'Ysquith Navarro Is an innocent man! It was donne out of greed! It was done out of spite! She wanted the title! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: She wanted revenge! And my husband, he knew- And she didn't care who- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: Would be hanged for the crime! DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: Dear lady! She- As I'm sure you can see- SIBELLA & PHOEBE: She's/is a merciless- Ravenous- Man-eating- DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: Monstrous- Assassin! DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: A beast! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: Monty must be released! DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: And there isn't much time! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: And there isn't much time! DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: That horrible woman! That sinister wench! Pray you do what is just! Stop the jury you must Get a stay from the bench! In the name of King Edward We must do what we can! SIBELLA & PHOEBE: As the ending was changed When the nightingale sang- DETECTIVE & MAGISTRATE: Fate must be rearranged- We must not let him hang! For Montague D'Ysquith Navarro Is an innocent man! He's an innocent man! He's an innocent- Man!

Mr Navarro Forgive my intrusion. I needed to see you. And see you today! Mr Navarro, Mr Navarro I have arrived at a stunning conclusion And I feared I would lose my resolve If I didn't come here directly to say. I've decided to marry you. I've decided to marry you. I've decided though Henry's gone that life goes on for me. I have thoroughly thought it through. And the man that I want is you. Though it's true there are quite a few who strongly disagree. Nonetheless I will marry you. I confess that I'm frightened too. But unless I am wrong You long for love as much as I. This is quite unconventional, I'll admit, But why should that matter a wit? And if you do not say yes at once I think I'll die. Miss D'ysquith, you've rendered me speechless. May I call you Phoebe? What am I doing here This could be dangerous, If I'm discovered, imagine the scandal And I couldn't handle a scandal so visible I'll stay invisible Still as can be. But what's going on there I can hear voices I recognise Monty But is that a woman? And if that's a woman What is she doing here? Is it the cousin I wish I could see. If it's that cousin It might just be business It's family business And none of my business. But why is she here in the home of a bachelor? Of course one could point out that I'm here as well... But does she not realize this situation Puts her reputation severely in question The merest suggestion could cause a sensation And I cannot hear, which is hell. I'll be warned not to marry you I could go home I'll be scorned if I marry you I should go home Still I've decided to live again Live my life and be a wife again Who'd believe how my life has turned I should be off After grieving I quickly learned But he makes me laugh! There is nothing can bend the will like half Castilian men And there's goodness to spare in you Well isn't this fun. And a gentleness there in you Isn't she done? You have taken a wounded bird and taught her how to fly! Funny business, my life! This is quite unconventional, is it not Rather a turn in the plot, And so will I be your fiancee? Why don't you send the cow away? Phoebe darling When I recall this day I think I'll cry. (Scream) What was that? What was what? That sound- Is there someone here? No, pay no attention! That's... my new manservant! He's just finding his way around. I'll be with you in a moment... Wadsworth. Isn't this madness Who could foresee How one trick of timing could ruin it all. One in the parlour, one in the bedroom Nothing between them but me and a wall. Look at Phoebe, noble and pious My esteem for her only grows, But when I am with Phoebe I am on fire, thinking of Sibella, full of desire, passion And dare I say it, love. But when I'm with Sibella Whom do I admire, none but Phoebe, perfect and lovely Who couldn't love her, heaven knows. Round and round and round it goes! How happy I'd be to be at your disposal My darling of course I accept your proposal! Now we should kiss. That would be bliss Darling, but first I'll say this, I've decided to marry you. Phoebe! What are we doing? I've decided to marry you. Sibella! What are they doing? Phoebe! I wish this wall would fall and set me free Then again Isabella Monty! Yes I've decided to marry you Monty! Phoebe! I could marry you Oh Monty Look what you've done to me! Monty Phoebe Monty Wadsworth Monty, Monty Monty, Monty Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty I am grateful indeed for your gracious bestowment Yes Wadsworth I told you I'll be just a moment! Now Monty dear, I think I now should go. Oh no! But I still want to marry you Even so I've decided to marry you Just go How I'm longing to marry you Yes I'm delighted to marry you, marry you, marry you/ Shame you must go Go Go Go Go I'll go!