A Weird Lullaby - Lucy Cheung

Ow Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old Too much bad pain Good gawd, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now... Say it! Better call it quits now Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Had enough humiliation Living with a hernia Got to have an operation I live with a hernia Can't get up, can't bend over Now I live with a hernia Wait a minute... You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's incomplete (incomplete) Epigastric (epigastric) Bladder (bladder) Strangulated (strangulated) Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia) Richter's hernia (richter's hernia) Obstructed (obstructed) Inguinal and Direct Living with a hernia... Rupture! I said it's causin' me such irritation Living with a hernia Have to have my medication Living with a hernia I feel bad!

Out on the road there are fireflies circling Deep in the woods, where the lost souls hide Over the hill there are men returning Trying to find some peace of mind Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Under the fog there are shadows moving Don't be afraid, hold my hand Into the dark there are eyelids closing Buried alive in the shifting sands Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Speak to me now and the world will crumble Open a door and the moon will fall All of your life all your memories Go to your dreams, forget it all Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child Oh, sleep my child