A-Ho in Jail - Lin Sheng-xiang

Hello dad, I'm in jail Hello dad, I'm in jail Hi dad, I'm calling you from jail Hi dad, happy birthday I'm in jail Jail jail hi dad All those years, I'm in jail now I'm in jail, I'm in jail, I'm in jail, I like it here It's nice, I like it, hello dad I'm in jail Hello, hello dad hi, I'm in jail Say hi to mom from jail I'm in jail, I'm gonna stay here I like it here I like it yeah, throw away the key I'm in jail, hello dad, I'm in jail Hello dad, hi dad I'm in jail Jail jail jail jail

I'm a little crazy a little out of my head They told me only take one I took two instead There's a Preacher on the corner yellin' at me I got a pocket full of chitlens and collard greens Now the dogs are barkin' and they got a nose on my trail They say I'll wind up dead or I'll end up in jail I took a left down the alley and there's needles on the ground Broken glass everywhere and the trash has gone sour I think I see a woman but I really can't tell Probably just another man who disguised himself well Mister do you have a quarter or a dollar that you can spare They say I'll wind up dead or I'll end up in jail Well I swear to you mom I swear to you Dad Wasn't nothin' I took wasn't nothin' that bad I'm all out of cash and I'm stuck downtown Ain't nothin' like the feelin' of comin' down I said that I'm sorry I said that I'm done I'm done I'm guna go back to college I'm guna quit drugs Well if you come and get me I will even go to church I started readin' the bible I swear it every verse And when I get home I'm guna steal something I can sell They say I'll wind up dead or I'll end up in jail.