1776: But, Mr. Adams - song lyrics
All right, gentlemen, let's get on with it
Which of us will write our Declaration of Independence?
Mr. Adams, I say you should write it
To your legal mind and brilliance we defer
Is that so?
Well, if I'm the one to do it
They'll run their quill pens through it
I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that, sir
Yes, I know
But I say you should write it, Franklin
Yes, you
Hell, no
Yes, you, Dr. Franklin
You (But -)
You (But -)
You (But -)
Mr. Adams, but Mr. Adams
The things I write are only light extemporania
I won't put politics on paper, it's a mania
So I refuse to use the pen in Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania
Refuse to use the pen
Mr. Sherman, I say you should write it
You are never controversial, as it were
That is true
Whereas if I'm the one to do it
They'll run their quill pens through it
I'm obnoxious and disliked
You know that, sir
Yes, I do
Then I say you should write it, Roger
Yes, you
Good heavens, no!
Yes you, Roger Sherman
You (But-)
You (But-)
You (But-)
Mr. Adams, but Mr. Adams
I cannot write with any style or proper etiquette
I don't know a participle from a predicate
I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut
Connecticut, Connecticut
A simple cobbler, he
Mr. Livingston, maybe you should write it
You have many friends and you're a diplomat
Oh, that word
Whereas if I'm the one to do it
They'll run their quill pens through it
He's obnoxious and disliked
Did you know that?
I hadn't heard
So I say you should write it, Robert
Yes, you
Not me, Johnny
Yes, you, Robert Livingston
You (But-)
You (But-)
You (But)
Mr. Adams, dear Mr. Adams
I've been presented with a new son by the noble stork
So I am going home to celebrate and pop the cork
With all the Livingstons together back in old New York
New York, New York
Livingston's going to pop a cork
Well, Mr. Jefferson?
Mr. Adams, leave me alone!
Mr. Jefferson!
Mr. Adams, I have not seen my wife for
The past six months. I beg of you, Mr. Adams-
"And we solemnly declare that we will preserve our liberties being
With one mind resolve to die free men rather than to live slaves
Thomas Jefferson, on the Necessity of Taking Up Arms, 1775
Magnificent
You write ten times better than any man in Congress
Including me
For a man of only thirty-three years
You have a happy talent of composition
And a remarkable felicity of expression
Now, then, Sir
Will you be a patriot or a lover?
A lover
No!
But, I burn, Mr. A!
So do I, Mr. J!
You?
You do?
John!
Who'd have thought it?
Mr. Jefferson
Dear Mr. Jefferson
I'm only forty-one
I still have my virility
And I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility
But life is more than sexual combustibility
Bustibility!
Bustibility!
Combustabil-
Quiet!
Mr. Adams
Damn you, Mr. Adams
You're obnoxious and disliked
That cannot be denied
Once again you stand between me
And my lovely bride
Lovely bride!
Oh, Mr. Adams
You are driving me
To homicide!
Homicide!
Homicide!
We may see murder yet!